Craziest place you've bashed the bishop?

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  1. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    tesco toilets, which ain't really crazy.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Heavy_Boab Fuel Unjected SPAM!

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    On a long bus journey in one of those crappy toilets they have on coaches I was so bored that I done it to sleep lol
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Danger wanks ftw!
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Introducing the dangerwank number 1, "the dangerman":

    When at your mothers place, whip your dick out and yell "MOOOM!", spray before she comes.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Dangerwank No.2 = Room Service

    When in a hotel, order some room service or a maid to service your room, stand in front of the door and try to bash one out before they arrive.


    Dangerwank No.3 = The Passenger

    If you manage to catch a late night bus where you're the only passenger, sit at the back and bash one out before another passenger gets on.


    Dangerwank No.4 = The Ambulance

    Go to a phone box and call an ambulance, then bash one out before it arrives.





    Should be an olympic sport imo :teeth:
     
  7. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    hahhhahahah fucking quality blad (y)


    and yeah kinda offtopic but just read this IRC quote and now i got some spare coffee/saliva at my keyboard

    rrules
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    in a toilet in disneyland
     
  9. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    you sik fuk!!!
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    yeah thats what minnie mouse said
     
  11. mISHKA

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    Hahahahahaha

    Under the desk in school, dont think anyone spotted me goin cross eyed for a few seconds bahaha
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    This is pretty disturbing.....
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    did u jus go out an do that????lol
    cos it didnt say dat earlier!:D
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Ok this happened last summer, not for me but for my friend. We were camping at our summer cottage and peeps were pretty drunk when some of us went to sleep including my friend. It was pretty tight up there because there were also some extra girls that came unexpected and two of my friends had to sleep text to each other. Other one one started wanking with this artificial pussy I bought for him from Tokyo when the other one was asleep. Then when allready rollin the other guy goes from b2b position to eye2eye position in his sleep so... The guy wanking had to look the other guy in the EYES the whole time because he wanted to be sure he wouldn't wake up suddently.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lol!
    thats ruff.
    id jus stop :jerkit: an wait till mornin!
     
  16. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    thats the whole deal i forgot to mention, the rubberpussy was one-time-use so he couldn't sacrifice it for nothing that would've been a terrible waste
     
  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    wat once ur in uve gotta spurt???
     
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    my mates had 1 in rochester cathedral we dont let him live it down
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    yea there's limited amount of lubricant and it gets kinda floppy after one use plus the stuff is in it so...
     
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    i was in a bus and when i looked down into the car next to me the driver had is wang out. he came prepared as well, even had a towel to catch the mess!