tesco toilets, which ain't really crazy.
Introducing the dangerwank number 1, "the dangerman":
When at your mothers place, whip your dick out and yell "MOOOM!", spray before she comes.
hahhhahahah fucking quality bladDangerwank No.2 = Room Service
When in a hotel, order some room service or a maid to service your room, stand in front of the door and try to bash one out before they arrive.
Dangerwank No.3 = The Passenger
If you manage to catch a late night bus where you're the only passenger, sit at the back and bash one out before another passenger gets on.
Dangerwank No.4 = The Ambulance
Go to a phone box and call an ambulance, then bash one out before it arrives.
Should be an olympic sport imo
rrules<Croc> Okay well I got this new girl home
<Croc> One thing led to another and you know
<Croc> well in the awkward moment after sex
<Croc> but before anything else happened yet
<Croc> I had the strangest impulse
<Croc> I took some left over cum and smothered it on her forehead and said "Simba..."
Ok this happened last summer, not for me but for my friend. We were camping at our summer cottage and peeps were pretty drunk when some of us went to sleep including my friend. It was pretty tight up there because there were also some extra girls that came unexpected and two of my friends had to sleep text to each other. Other one one started wanking with this artificial pussy I bought for him from Tokyo when the other one was asleep. Then when allready rollin the other guy goes from b2b position to eye2eye position in his sleep so... The guy wanking had to look the other guy in the EYES the whole time because he wanted to be sure he wouldn't wake up suddently.