Crackhead fail....

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there was this article once about 8 year old kids snorting pixie sticks. media blamed it all on media (video and tv). which is a mistake i feel, cos its obviously cypress hills fault.
 

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my mates were in copenhagen one day, on a weekend binge when one of them find a big bag of white powder, right there, on the street. they go back to the hostel, put the bag on the table, and stare at it for a while when per wakes up. druggy-per was his name, a classic junkie criminal from my childhood village. which explains how the nickname got to be so imaginative. he wakes up, they inform him of the situation and he immediately racks up a huge line, goes down on it, comes up after a little while with a huge smile on his face. it was coke. so they all get skied all out their face that night, but really it couldve been anything in that bag, from detergent to anthrax to some kind of vaginal medicine, per had no quarrels with pulling that up his nose whatsoever. wonder if hes dead yet. you know, come to think of it, most people whos had yay, that special thing, that atavistic romance you get with yay, would reckognize the flavour through six layers of used female sanitary towels in a tank of rocket fuel.
 

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:D my mate once found a bag of powder in the street, he was about to have a bit, when he put it into the light it was a pinky brown!! needless to say he threw down the drain.
 

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I swear to god we were seperated at birth Kevin.

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You think fucking dressing up as Rupert The Bear & going down Hounslow Social Services posing as Zombie Baby P is funny, you fucking Judas.
 
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