Corona Beer.. more than you bargained for ..

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  1. EWOKS

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    "The circumference of the base of the glans forms a rounded projecting border, the Corona Glandis, overhanging a deep retroglandular sulcus (the coronal sulcus), behind which is the neck of the penis. The proportional size of the glans penis can vary greatly. On some penises it is much wider in circumference than the shaft, giving the penis a mushroom-like appearance"

    basically its named after a cock gland.. so next time your suppin, and it gives that extra taste, you know whats rimmerd the bottle neck..

    smelly cock.. thats why you need the Lime see, the flys come close because of the helmet cheese scent.. so you need the lime to mask the smell and get em to fuck off... what other beer do they hover round..


    Corona A.K.A. Bellend Beer


    Big Shouts to the Mushroom Cock Massive..
     
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    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    where's that ethix wank poll again? :teeth:
     
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    All the more reason to drink Stella!
     
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    yea, when your spending your sunday night reading wiki about cocks you got issues..wheres moskit. i need to find out if this is where it all starts.
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    Goes down nice with a ruby though ay!
     
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    beale wut u chattin

    Corona;s are fucking tasty beers
     
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    coronas are shit. thats why they need lime. they're for girls.
     
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    I find when im stoned as shit Corona looses the taste of ass and actually tastes fine.
     
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    er... so in reality, what your actually well and truely saying is..

    when your stoned you dont mind the taste of ass ?
     
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    i've mineswept gordon ramsey for 4 corona. afer the second 2 disapeared he left the bar.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    its also means this
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona
    which seems more likely the beer is named after if its named after anything.
    plus its not a bottle of corona glandis!lol
    next time im in pub im gonna ask for a corona glandis ill prolly get a smack!:D
     
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    ive seen him once or twice on tv and juding by the way he acts i wouldve thought he does coke the same way some of us like to snort air. guess not then
     
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    fuuuuuuuuu walked right into that one....