Constarhoea/Diapation

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the best days are when you get a hat trick before lunch, knowing you could probably knock a couple more out after a big plate of red meat and chips with some seasonal vegetables*
 

Moskit

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The shit you have after your first nose full of Peruvian flake smells like nothing else on this earth.
This is where Constarhoea comes from for me.

"The Cokey-Poo"

Takes a good 5-8 minutes hard straining to get the tip of a razor edged, mammoth, spiky log poking out, then it almost instanly deteriorates into a foul stinking slurry, followed by tidal waves of biblical proportions, that amounts to you basically urinating out of your rear-end.

Joy.
 

Gloxxy

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This is where Constarhoea comes from for me.

"The Cokey-Poo"

Takes a good 5-8 minutes hard straining to get the tip of a razor edged, mammoth, spiky log poking out, then it almost instanly deteriorates into a foul stinking slurry, followed by tidal waves of biblical proportions, that amounts to you basically urinating out of your rear-end.

Joy.
Oh yeah, that's definitely the one. The moans and groans that your gut makes pre-evacuation is quite epic. It's like you intestines are screaming "Why do you do this to me?!"
 

Mr G

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"The Cokey-Poo"

Takes a good 5-8 minutes hard straining to get the tip of a razor edged, mammoth, spiky log poking out, then it almost instanly deteriorates into a foul stinking slurry, followed by tidal waves of biblical proportions, that amounts to you basically urinating out of your rear-end.

Joy.
I get this when i know i'm minutes away of getting some, so i get double the bum fun!
 

Mr G

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Moskits talking about the m on my user name, it was lower case but now it's upper case!


Mmmmmm....McDonalds........fuck that, might have to order some sniff...it's good having someone that serves up @ work!
 

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Moskits talking about the m on my user name, it was lower case but now it's upper case!


Mmmmmm....McDonalds........fuck that, might have to order some sniff...it's good having someone that serves up @ work
I work with Bolivians, I hold the same belief you do.

Now my right nostril, wife & bank account disagree with me.

They're all incorrect, Bolivians are lovely people.
 

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i get the urge for a shit after the first line of coke or the first pill. on pills if u hold the shit in, u dont feel like u need one after u start rushing and ur farts r DEMONS!
 

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i get the urge for a shit after the first line of coke or the first pill. on pills if u hold the shit in, u dont feel like u need one after u start rushing and ur farts r DEMONS!
ewww pill farts/poo's that just made me cringe, they are so fucking degrading lol. They fucking stink!!!:rinsed:

Defo with the coke think aswell, especially with some nice white. Why the fuck does that happen? :confused:
 

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ewww pill farts/poo's that just made me cringe, they are so fucking degrading lol. They fucking stink!!!:rinsed:

Defo with the coke think aswell, especially with some nice white. Why the fuck does that happen? :confused:
Its a stimulant. That's why you always need a shit when you've had freshly percolated coffee or nicotine. Stimulants move your bowels.
 

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i shat myself in a kebab shop and had to go back to the club to get my mates keys. cause my body cudnt take the 5th day of alcohol abuse
 
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