Constarhoea/Diapation

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Or any unatural shitting trends, Induced by drink, drugs or illness.

    Discuss.
     
  2. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    The shit you have after your first nose full of Peruvian flake smells like nothing else on this earth.
     
  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    the best days are when you get a hat trick before lunch, knowing you could probably knock a couple more out after a big plate of red meat and chips with some seasonal vegetables*
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is where Constarhoea comes from for me.

    "The Cokey-Poo"

    Takes a good 5-8 minutes hard straining to get the tip of a razor edged, mammoth, spiky log poking out, then it almost instanly deteriorates into a foul stinking slurry, followed by tidal waves of biblical proportions, that amounts to you basically urinating out of your rear-end.

    Joy.
     
  5. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Oh yeah, that's definitely the one. The moans and groans that your gut makes pre-evacuation is quite epic. It's like you intestines are screaming "Why do you do this to me?!"
     
  6. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    I get this when i know i'm minutes away of getting some, so i get double the bum fun!
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Scared to fart.

    Just keep focussing on that capital M! :)
     
  8. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Oh yes indeedy, don't want no bum bisto in my boxers!
     
  9. safety

    safety double safety

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    McDonalds?
     
  10. Moskit

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    He got the small m in his name changed to a large M.

    I just wanted to congratulate him & give a technique to stop himself soiling his undergarmnets, in one foul swoop.

    :D
     
  11. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Moskits talking about the m on my user name, it was lower case but now it's upper case!


    Mmmmmm....McDonalds........fuck that, might have to order some sniff...it's good having someone that serves up @ work!
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I work with Bolivians, I hold the same belief you do.

    Now my right nostril, wife & bank account disagree with me.

    They're all incorrect, Bolivians are lovely people.
     
  13. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    this thread didn't stand a chance...
     
  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    as soon as coke touches my nose.... i instantly cain for a crap! :confused:
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :D

    This is your answer in all my threads.

    Then I remind you of you penchant for incest & thus the circle of life continues.

    :gang_bang
     
  16. chanty

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    i get the urge for a shit after the first line of coke or the first pill. on pills if u hold the shit in, u dont feel like u need one after u start rushing and ur farts r DEMONS!
     
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    ewww pill farts/poo's that just made me cringe, they are so fucking degrading lol. They fucking stink!!!:rinsed:

    Defo with the coke think aswell, especially with some nice white. Why the fuck does that happen? :confused:
     
  18. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i enjoy pushing out a nutty otter after a line of charlie, give me time to reflect and a read of the Viz.
     
  19. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Its a stimulant. That's why you always need a shit when you've had freshly percolated coffee or nicotine. Stimulants move your bowels.
     
  20. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i shat myself in a kebab shop and had to go back to the club to get my mates keys. cause my body cudnt take the 5th day of alcohol abuse