CONGRATS TO OUR SAM HEROJUANA ON THE NEW JOB

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by logikz, Nov 30, 2013.

  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    FORENSIC ANALYST NO LESS!!!!

    congrats big man, well deserved (i take it youre well educated etc), do keep us posted!!

    ps. i skyped my cock and balls to sam earlier this year. just so you know. in there like swimwear.
     
  2. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Thanks Karl xxx
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    big up yourself hero.
    congrats buddy.
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    it is true though, right? i didnt misunderstand a joke and spazz for no damn reason, or something, as per usual
     
  5. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Yeah it is true.

    the reaction was to your letting everyone know our little secret. I thought they were special knackers for me

    It's so true I am booking flights to go to my Canadian home for a few weeks in December as I will be unemployed and won't be able to holiday there this winter
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah yes, of course. sorry about that but you know what they say, sex sells, nudity in particular, and im somewhat of the miley cyrus of waffle, cept im overweight, broken nose horrifically alcomaholic and small package. so not that different after all, it turns out. were all human. put our pants on one leg at a time, endlessly talking about the weather and complain about shit we very much could change, but dont, simply because somebody should do something about it, but that someone is not me, hence it will stay this way and thats that, coffee machine cappuchino, irresponsibly postpone and procrastinate to the point of cruelty, see homeless crazy people wearing shorts and its december and you know theyre going to die tonight, but you eat e's and dance to mr vain and you hate both pills and that song and you dont know who your father is and have been feeling really weird for all of your conscious life and it is proably because we are cattle to extra dimensional beings that feed on us and breed us and oh yeah i forgot i have to fix my buspass. whats this thread do again
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    bout time you got a job. stop living off my taxes
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    on a serious note..everybody pays taxes. :andy:
     
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    Don't kill your sister and sail into a hurricane because you don't want to hang out with your son and super-fly lady.
     
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    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Herojuana puts the anal into forensic analysis
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Good work old bean
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    grubbers bag of smashed

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    Enjoy looking for semen on everything.
     
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  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    At least he's getting paid for it now...
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    It's easier to do that by smell so I hear..
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    He usually cuts out the searching bit and just goes straight to the source, decanting it directly from gentlemens testicles.
     
  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    And from your wifes council, Moskit... don't forget there...


    :teeth:
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Congrats Sam! Well done lad
     
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