confession

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  1. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


    http://grouphug.us/

    priceless, i cant stop reading this!
     
  2. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    i work at mcdonalds and steal so much money, simply by neglecting to ring up orders or parts of orders.

    i dont feel bad, at all.

    i regret that i didnt start doing this sooner. we're getting cameras next week.

    i want a new job.


    HHAAAAHHAHA
     
  3. kama

    kama benkama.net

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  4. Triple M

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    Haha :lol:
     
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  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    That was u mate wannit !!o_O
     
  7. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    I had never read this site before, what a winner
     
  8. Gumby

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    awww...:rosie:

    :knob::nono: what a horrible bitch! i cant believe someone would do that! hopefully karma wil come back to bite her.
     
  9. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Seen this site before, always a quality read! Bloody wish I'd made it!
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    worry none lady dearest for when the infant is born and the paternity tests results are read aloud there will be a chours to the sussuration of the crowd, a name will emerge, and 'logikz? whos is logikz??'
     
  11. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    like to know what the consequences are :confused:

    read about an hour yet :D really a good choice to do if u got nothing else cause everyone including gilrfriend has to go to school and stuff :(

    waiting to get your degrees and waiting to be able to go to university sucks -.-

    ^^