conan the barbarian 2011

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im lost for words. how is it possible? there are episodes of holly oaks with higher artistic merit on every account. and higher budget too, its a b-film ffs. im so very very dissapointed. there was a television series round 1993 i think ill go check that out, anythings better than this.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    It was fucking shocking. Took a load of acid and went and watched it, the main guy isn't fit to lick the dead jews from Schwarzenegger's boots.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude you did what! ooooo in the cinema? i feel for you man i really do. i think i got something similar if not even worse, round 2002 i did the same but with hoffmanns in copenhagen and went to the premier of, check this out, battlefield earth. that was one trip i do not want to relive fucking hell i had a total nuclear meltdown spastic cringe attack trying to look anywhere but the screen and ignoring the thx sourround sound for 1.5 hrs.

    but no, hes not fit to lick arnolds balls, not even from the sequel, and thats saying something.
     
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    How the hell did Morgan Freeman get involved with narrating duties?
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    not a good movie then?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not good? its absolutely shocking i cant even be sarcastic or anything about it. i love ron e howard and red sonja and all but this... this is just the worst thing thats happened to me since friday i guess
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Did you ever watch Kull the Conqueror? Written by the same guy - just Arnie replaced by Kevin Sorbo, and the atmospheric music replaced by rock. It's hilarious
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    watching now. im three minutes in and its tremendously dumb. its much more better than the new conan any which way you look at it.
     
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    Did you notice Spud Gun from Bottom in there?

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    Oh great, That was my movie for tonight well i knew it would'nt have anything on the original for a start no-one can beat Arnie