Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, Jul 4, 2010.
What do you do?
i would tell him "im not a number, im a human being" and then id bend him over and feed my white cock up his "non-gay" asshole.....
Then i would "KILL DEM"
Try to out-psycho him? If that doesn't work, suicide. Actually, how long am I to be in this cell with him?
Depends. What did you do? Come on own up, we're all friends here.
Judging by my daily activities - I was caught: a) watching strange yet illegal pornography (not cp, but close -- mp) or b) smoking reefer. Nothing major just chillin' in my house kinda stuff.
I would say "Ross Kemp told me you like to bugger men. he called you a right queer. i would spend all your efforts trying to kill that poncy white prick rather than attacking or butt fucking me"
He'd still tap that though. You can see the rape in his eyes.
if i was still gonna get raped. i would light some candles, and kiss him. make that shit romantic yo
Yeah... he'd probably still stab me though.
with his pork sword?
That then his shank. Honestly, by the look of this guy, it's not necessarily in that order.
1. Offer him oral
2. Bite off cock
3. Use cock to beat his cronies to death
4. Wear cock on chain around neck as sign of dominance
5. Sell his old wives to other inmates.
1, inform mr mongrelloyd i have various diseases and hence not suitable for bending
2, show him my connect 4 i smuggled in
3, play nicley
4, be released early for good behavour
5, wave goodbye and promise to write
Number one just wouldn't work -- he's there for killing n00b upon n00b trying the same shit you would be. Connect Four could be therapeutic though.
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