Commit a petty crime, put in a cell with John Mongrel

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What do you do?

     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i would tell him "im not a number, im a human being" and then id bend him over and feed my white cock up his "non-gay" asshole.....

    Then i would "KILL DEM"
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Try to out-psycho him? If that doesn't work, suicide. Actually, how long am I to be in this cell with him?
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Depends. What did you do? Come on own up, we're all friends here.
     
  6. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Judging by my daily activities - I was caught: a) watching strange yet illegal pornography (not cp, but close -- mp) or b) smoking reefer. Nothing major just chillin' in my house kinda stuff.
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I would say "Ross Kemp told me you like to bugger men. he called you a right queer. i would spend all your efforts trying to kill that poncy white prick rather than attacking or butt fucking me"
     
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    He'd still tap that though. You can see the rape in his eyes.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    if i was still gonna get raped. i would light some candles, and kiss him. make that shit romantic yo
     
  10. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Yeah... he'd probably still stab me though.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    with his pork sword?
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    LOL

    That then his shank. Honestly, by the look of this guy, it's not necessarily in that order.
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    1. Offer him oral
    2. Bite off cock
    3. Use cock to beat his cronies to death
    4. Wear cock on chain around neck as sign of dominance
    5. ?????
    6. Profit
     
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    5. Sell his old wives to other inmates.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    1, inform mr mongrelloyd i have various diseases and hence not suitable for bending
    2, show him my connect 4 i smuggled in
    3, play nicley
    4, be released early for good behavour
    5, wave goodbye and promise to write
     
  16. Osime

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    Number one just wouldn't work -- he's there for killing n00b upon n00b trying the same shit you would be. Connect Four could be therapeutic though.