cocktails , nice alcoholic drinks ..

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  1. EWOKS

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    think i may have done this thread ages ago, cant remember anyway..

    EDIT: leave measurements so people/i can give the drink a go...



    anyone tried skittles vodka ?

    get a 75cl bottle of vod.. empty a bag of skittles in it, take out green ones or something, then shake it, leave for 2 days, then strain.. supposedly tastes smooth and gets ya munted..

    also,

    watermelon vodka,

    put a hole in a watermelon, then pour a bottle of vodka in .. leave in the fridge, then pour peoples drinks out of the watermelon and its tasted of watermelon/vodka.. and when your pissed you can fuck the watermelon hole if you wish.. then after, cut it up in slices and people eat the vodka soaked fruit..

    brandy nd lovage,

    double brandy, shot of lovage, loads of ice.. is abit swee , nice to slowly enjoy the one tho.
     
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    Absolute Blossom, Mojito, Mai Tai, Maimi Vice, Orangeside car (something like that), B-52, and loads more. I know a bunch
     
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    please someone comment or i will have to delete in 5 mins in accordance to one of the recently made waffle unwritten rules ..
     
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    shit in a glass then cover it in a baloon, leave it outside so it ferments and collects gas, suck the gas and down a bottle of lambrino to take edge off tasting your own hot lunch
     
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    i dont know the exact ingredients but tgi fridays do a wicked awsome oreo cocktail mmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    went to cyprus. last day of the holiday we went on a 8 million pound cruise ship. it was 50 quid a day and you had free cocktails all days.

    i was fucked then scuba dived and paraglided, was gouuuude
     
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    the finest drink in the world

    1 single shot of hennessay, 3-4 ice cubes, fill to the top with coke

    done
     
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    frans a pimp
     
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    Skittles vodka is wicked!


    mint mohitos are lovely too......... rum,sugar,mint leaves,crushed ice
     
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    I had one of them once and it was well nice! But I didn't see the price until it was served up and it was £8.50!! Fucking rip off!
     
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    hops, yeast, sugar and water* any other cocktails are for ladies
     
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    Guiness Punch:

    4 x Peanut Punch'
    3 x Guiness Foreign Extra'
    Quadruple Overproof Jamaican Rum
    Juice of a Lime.
    Grated Nutmeg

    Mix in a bowl, serve over Ice, sounds wierd, but is very refreshing & kicks you in the face!
     
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    with fresh lime aswell all muddled. i used to make around 30-50 of these a night at a bar i worked in, take fuckin ages .. most use Havana club rum and angostura bitters aswell, topped up with soda water..

    im not keen but people seem to enjoy it
     
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    yeah man, i lived off these in Cuba........ Havana Club all the way!
     
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    Stella or San Miguel

    /END THREAD!
     
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    and cocaine no doubt ..
     
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    White Russian

    1measure Kaluha
    2measures vodka
    top up with milk

    For added effect wear a smoking jacket and listen to jazz, whilst surrounded by playboy bunnies at a pool party.

    DO NOT Try to recreate this sat in your student halls in a dressing gown smoking B&H silver, you will only get strange looks as to why you're getting pissed drinking milk.
     
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    some use tia maria instead of kahlua , and half n half - milk & cream , goes down better.