COCK TEASEs

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  1. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    dont these bitches make your fucking blood boil?
     
  2. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Yes.. The ones who have a boyfriend are the worse.. Like, why are you lookin at me like that when your 'roider of a boyfriend is just over there? Fuck em, shy girls for the win.
     
  3. ashey

    ashey I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Gtta amen that 2 man, 2 true

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  4. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    im talking full-on actually making you think your in for sex, rubbing their arse against your crotch, take them home them bam, they actually wanna use the bed for sleeping


    "waste my time bitch!" i actually felt like storming out of a birds house last night
     
  5. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Ah yeah i see what you mean, in that situation you just need to explain that the bed isn't for sleeping, unless it is being used by the bed's owner.
     
  6. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    i was fucking fuming, i turned my back on that bitch, huffed and puffed then went and nocked 1 out in her bathroom


    i was just gonna come out the bathroom, get my coat and walk out but it was too far from home, i wouldnt have minded the walk if it wasnt so cold, i woulda power-walked, using my sexual frustration/anger to carry me
     
  7. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Hahaha :D
     
  8. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    there's only one thing to do in those situations my friend, piss the bed, and make sure she gets a good soaking in the process
     
  9. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    unlucky mate. Thats a shit feeling. Proper sexual frustration makes you wanna kill summink.
     
  10. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Too true. 4 months with a dry penis and im thinkin about fighting that guy that keeps washing his car outside my window every day at 9am..
     
  11. ashey

    ashey I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    DAMN RIGHT MAN

    :twisted::twisted: without some action 4 me
     
  12. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    thing is i did actually smash her in the night before, first shag since i split with my girlfriend

    but last night she was rubbing her arse against my crotch all fucking night, erection all crammed down the front of my boxers n shit, she was doing it so hard she literally pulled my foreskin back with her arse, i said to her "stop it your making my bollocks feel like tennis balls" and she said "well its a good thing that your staying at mine tonight then"

    how much more clear could she have made it? she made me think she was up for it, fucking cunt


    girls are cunts
     
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    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    ducktape ........ :not_worth:not_worth:not_worth
     
  14. Might

    Might Don't Fall Over

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    isn't this is normal behaviour from most women?


    a rare species....
     
  15. EvezDroppin

    EvezDroppin how to change name,......

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    tis the worst when they're too tired for morning sex and uv been wide awake for hours... then comes the huffing and puffing and then u gota bust out the classic "im going to get breakfast" ...... until a while ago i thought she didn't know why i was annoyed hahaha they're clever than u think!

    but na that sounds like more than a cocktease man.. harsh times!
     
  16. DJ ASH

    DJ ASH I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    In the West definately not the way (lol) :gang_bang
     
  17. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, I hate them too.

    When you're in a club, kissing a girl, she's grinding against you, rubbing your cock with her hand blah blah. "Coming for a walk" which obviously you say yes, get round the corner "wanna buy me a mcdonalds"

    The answer is blatantly no.
     
  18. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    They sound great but its really hard trying to cue the vinyl with your cock.
     
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    Beatzman I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Lol (y)
     
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    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Sharp this morning