'club fluffers'

Well i know this ain't waffle - but i can't help myself with a title like that.

I was at this all ages show my buddies put on over the weekend, and i ended up with a vip pass. Some young kid asked me how i got the VIP pass - I told him "i was a Fluffer." He seemed confused and asked "what is a fluffer" - so i let him know "i keep all the DJ's dicks up while they are playing, its a dirty job but someone has to do it" He quickly made space after that.
 
nice read, ive seen bad djs clear the dance floor and i just feel for the sorry the poor soul who has to get up on the decks next.
 
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