Discussion in 'Waffle' started by modern, Jul 17, 2012.
Watching it. Your thoughts about the movie? Directed by Steven Spielberg.
I wish Spielberg would make a film about Jews & Aliens, a sequal to the Cowboy one, would love to see that, as thats what basically happened anyway
is that the one that goes... boo bee booo baaa with the keyboard and shit.
i thought the third kind bit was good.
but the close encounters were not close enough.
not once did anyone touch that alien.
if an alien landed in my back garden, best believe id be having sex with it.
Those things dont have sexual organs Teddy, I presume your talking about long finger up your anus?
sure why not.
he can check for abnormalities while he's there.
i like the bit where the guy makes a full scale model of the mountain with mash potato in his living room
is this the one with mel gibson and they live in a world of crop. and water saves the day or sumthin.
Yeah thats the one, theyre all dead and one child can see them all
yea wait what.. did that happen? had mel gibson yea? did he die? pfft iunno man...
That's signs, I think LOL
flipping brilliant, i love the thought of a benevolent hyper evolved species finding us. they say they already did that and our science was more like doggie fetch to them, so they tried to convey spiritual messages instead, kind of like when you pet a dog, instead of discuss algebra. then it died. also the message was nazism.
IT MAKES ONE THINK OF SLAVE WELDING. IN DEEP MUD. RAIN SWEPT. IN A FIELD OF DEAD GYPSIES. PONG WIFFING.
WEARING LEATHER GLOVES. NO SOCKS OR SHOES. DOWN TRODDEN BY THE MAN. THAT MAN BEING NOT VERY GOOD AT KUNG FU. I KUNG CHOP THE GUARDS IN THEIR FACES. SPY CREEP THE WALLS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS WEARING RAGS. THEN UNLEASH ALL BLOODY VENGEANCE ON THE SURROUNDING AUTHORITIES. MAYBE A GRUNDY. MAYBE A CHINESE BURN, BUT ALL LETHAL AS A FACT. I THEN RESCUE THE GIRL NAKED, AND MAKE A SURFBOARD FROM MY TWO HEADED GUITAR AND SURF THE WAVES OF FREEDOM. WE HAVE A CHILD CALLED KEITH AND SPEND YEARS ARGUING ABOUT FOOD, HOLIDAYS AND GARDENING. WE GET DIVORCED AND KEITH DISOWNS ME. I GET CANCER. I BECOME REMORCEFUL AND RETREAT TO THE VAST MOUNTAINS OF CHINA AND WEAK, SHADED ONLY BY TRILBY HATS, I FIND A SMALL HIDDDEN TREE IN MY GARDEN. THIS TREE CURES CANCER. I AM IMUNE TO THE CURE. BUT I TELL KEITH AND KEITH FINALLY LEARNING TO FORGIVE ME TURNS UP WISHES ME BON VOYAGE. I DIE. THEN KEITH STARTS A KUNG FU ROCK BAND AND TOURS THE WORLD ROCKING ASS AND KICKING CANCER WEARING TIGHT JEANS AND RIPPED TOPS. BONO IS DICOVERED TO BE THE DEVIL INCARNATE AND EVERY BUNDLES HIM AND FARTS ON HIS HEAD FOR ETERNITY.
That film was truly terrifying.
Only film that has ever proper scared me lol.
Hahaha. Still, a good movie. Haven't seen that one in a long time, though.
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