Clinical Trials (Flucamp)

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  1. Rusket

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    Does anyone have any experience with clinical trials? Tomorrow I am travelling to London to have a blood test done to see if I am suitable for their "experiments"o_O

    So far I have been giving little to no information about the studies apart from being told that I will be given the common cold/flu virus and be given drugs to see their effects.

    Anyone with a medical background know what stage of testing this is likely to be?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    that's great man
     
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    they might give you a placebo drug. or even placebo flu virus.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    i'd laugh so hard if they gave you the real flu but a placebo cure
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    They have to do ridiculous amounts of testing before it will be able to get that far, but yeah you will get t'AIDS
     
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    yeah that would be hilarious mate. either way I would still get paid £3k for 18 days of watching TV and playing PS3

    after a bit of light research, apparently not. I think some of the trials are Phase I which means the first time they would be tested on humans.
     
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    Do you smoke?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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  12. Rusket

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    Yeah I do but only like 1 or 2 rollups a day I could easily quit for 3 grand ;)
     
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    yeah thats me for sure :)
     
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    I looked at doing something similar but they wouldn't even consider me coz I smoke. They wanted 100% prime specimens for their torture games. No drinkers, smokers, any drugs in the system, etc.
    Good luck in your quest lemmiwinks.
     
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    my brother, dad and cousin got flown to india to try out anti-diarrea drugs, got given new phones and paid for accommodation and all of that. they were all fine and had a lovely week holiday!
     
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    just read somewhere that they could be Phase I tests, fuck that!
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    It is ridiculous how much testing they have to do before they are even allowed to test on humans though.


    In other news I got turned down from a Scottish medical trial because I drank too much. Scottish FFS.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4808836.stm

    I would get them to commit in writing how many animals to date have died on whatever they're going to give you.
     
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    Hopefully it gives you gory stool bro.
     
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    hahah, what a clever boy you are. bet you were thinking of that one for hours werent ya ;)