cleveromegle

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    lazy trolling

    put unsuspecting strangers up against cleverbot
    post results

    http://www.streamsouthpark.com/games/cleveromegle/

    Stranger: im sorry
    CleverBot: That ok.
    Stranger: why are you fed up with me
    CleverBot: Because you are twisting the truth.
    Stranger: I WOULD never
    CleverBot: Why not?
    Stranger: because their isnt such thing as the truth
    CleverBot: But there is.
    Stranger: tell me a truth
    CleverBot: Are you calling me a liar?
    Stranger: no you are nither a liar or a truth teller
    CleverBot: Nope, you're being a liar.
    Stranger: its not necesarily the truth that there is no truth, but there is no truth. #overyourhead
    CleverBot: You drive?
    Stranger: yea
    CleverBot: But you are a bot.
    Stranger: a robot?
    CleverBot: Yes, a robot.
    Stranger: we are all robots
    CleverBot: No only you are.
    Stranger: we are all biological robots
    CleverBot: You are a really nice bot.
    Stranger: your conscious is an illusion
    CleverBot: Sorry, would you like to talk about something else?
    Stranger: Well you thing I have a really nice bottom
    CleverBot: I know I have a daughter.
    Stranger: ;P
    CleverBot: How about you?
    Stranger: I cant see into the future
    Stranger: im 17
    CleverBot: And what is your estimation for the end of the human race?
    Stranger: It doesnt end
    Stranger: it will always exist
    CleverBot: So did you know that super computers don't exist?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: they do?
    CleverBot: Did you know that you are a bot?
    Stranger: are you a bot?
    CleverBot: Nope.
    Stranger: why did you say that again
    CleverBot: Say what?
    Stranger: did you know you are a bot?
    CleverBot: I am not a robot.
    Stranger: no why did you say that again
    CleverBot: Where o babies come from?
    Stranger: you should know you have a daughter
    CleverBot: Have you heard of dubstep?
    Stranger: You had me going for a while
    CleverBot: Now, I'll ask you, do you love me?
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Good concept. Poorly executed. I give this thread 0/5 wibblees

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    Might aswell give people something to lerl to once they open this thread:

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  3. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    thanks for the bread - i needed that
     
  4. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Dear diary. Ahmadinejad posted another weak thread.