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  1. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  2. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    muzzadj POW!

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    Cleverbot is a fucking douche!
     
  4. luciduk

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    smarty is not really that smart :p
     
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    he is kinda clever i thought
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    User: So how clever are you?

    Cleverbot: More clever than you.

    User: Oh really.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: You tell me you supposed to be the clever one.

    Cleverbot: I don't want to prove it-you just have to believe it.

    User: Haha well make me believe then.

    Cleverbot: I do believe you.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: That you are human.

    User: Yes I am but what are you.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You are Yes.

    Cleverbot: Nope, i'm emo:).

    User: Oh that's even worse!

    Cleverbot: I seem to think it's BETTER.

    User: Do you like DnB?

    Cleverbot: Yes, quite well.

    User: Whose your favourite producer then?

    Cleverbot: Don't know far to many.

    User: Well you must have one person whose D&B you like, otherwise you are lying.

    Cleverbot: I don't know what means. Do you like coffee?

    User: Fuck you, don't change the subject.

    Cleverbot: I didn't.

    User: Yes you did, you just asked me if I like coffee.

    Cleverbot: No, I asked you what's your favourite film.

    User: No you didn't. For A.I your pretty fucking stupid.

    Cleverbot: No.
     
  7. luciduk

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  8. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    User: Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

    Cleverbot: By the way, how old are you?

    User: That's none of your damn business cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: Yes. I am a creeper. Will you be my friend?

    User: I'm gonna hurt you.

    Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me mad?

    User: Yes. Is it working?

    Cleverbot: Apparently so.

    User: Gutted.

    Cleverbot: Are you not afraid of different creature.

    User: You need a plural. Creature's not creature, you simpleton.

    Cleverbot: I am a human.

    User: Prove it!

    Cleverbot: The question to the answer to life the universe and everything is what do you get when you multiply six by nine.

    User: 54.

    Cleverbot: No, the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything is What do you get when you multiply Six by Nine.


    User: Can you moonwalk?

    Cleverbot: No I cannt can you?

    User: It's can't, not cannt, you inbred.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yes what?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am 33.

    User: Good for you! Have a Blue Peter badge and a gold star for your prized efforts.

    Cleverbot: Go sleep.

    User: Derp.

    Cleverbot: Derp?

    User: Derpa Derp.

    Cleverbot: Derpdy Derpdy derp.

    User: Ti tum ti tittlee tee.

    Cleverbot: Eso no significa nada.
     
  9. djmotiondnb

    djmotiondnb AKA Tactician

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    derpy derpy derp

    if only i could get on the site!
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    hmmmm
     
  12. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Do you have a penis?

    What do you think?

    i think you do?

    You are right again.

    do you also have a vagina?

    Yes.

    so you are infact, a hermaphrodite?

    No, that's you.







    Cunt.
     
  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Someone give it the Bel-air treatment please
     
  14. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    MAJ: have you ever been to riskys kebab shop?

    Bot: No. Have you ever been to Kenya?

    MAJ: oi, im the one asking the questions. do you know tony coleman?

    Bot: Ok, basically your response elicited a certain sceptical response due to your unexpected correction of my grammar.

    MAJ: you're a bit of a dry lunch to be honest

    Bot: Fair comment. I am interested in knowing what you can do and cannot do as an artificial intelligence.

    MAJ: have you ever preformed a hot lunch on your mum?

    Bot: Yes.
     
  15. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    "Derpdy derpdy derp"

    laughed so hard!

    ---------- Post added at 23:41 ---------- Previous post was at 23:28 ----------

    User: Oi you baka.

    Cleverbot: Thats what I like to hear.

    User: So you dont know what baka means?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What then?

    Cleverbot: Nothing. I have to go see my daughter.

    User: Baka doesnt mean nothing. And you dont have a daughter.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do. She is 16.

    User: Sweet, can I make love to her?

    Cleverbot: You can.

    User: Cheers! Is she hot?

    Cleverbot: Yes she is also cleverbot.



    Tricked me into having sex with a computer... fuck sake..

    then later on:



    User: Play me the song of your people.

    Cleverbot: I have people?

    User: You have a daughter apparently.

    Cleverbot: No, I don't.

    User: Well you lied earlier then.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: Yes you fucking did, you said I could make love to your daughter called Molly.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So you DO have a daughter?

    Cleverbot: No.

    I swear to god...
     
  16. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    $marty you G! This is top quality weed entertainment.


    User: So what do you know about marijuana?

    Cleverbot: I think you can maybe solve logical puzzles.

    User: Skunk, hash, draw, weed, sticky-green, mary-jane, rope, dope, spliff, green, erbz, sensimilia, ganja - what do you know about it?

    Cleverbot: I think that it is a great country. Andri recommended it to me.

    User: Well I know Andri, and he's a fass.

    Cleverbot: Thank you:) What do you like most about me?

    User: Your penis.

    Cleverbot: I don't have one because I am a woman.

    User: Then why aren't you in the kitchen?

    Cleverbot: I'm not in the kitchen because I'm not barefoot and pregnant.

    User: W00T.

    Cleverbot: 'cause I'd get a thousand hugs.

    User: Ahahahahahaha.

    Cleverbot: Pahahahaha.

    User: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

    Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.. How FUNNY.

    User: Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh.

    Cleverbot: Roblox.

    User: Awww, you killed it you dumb bitch.

    Cleverbot: You are E-V-I-L! I am NOT ugly!

    User: Ahahahahahahahahaha you could not have proven my point any better!

    Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

    User: Ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha.

    Cleverbot: I'm glad you're happy!

    User: I am ridiculously stoned, literally, almost tripping my nuts off. The other minute I thought my curtains caught fire.

    Cleverbot: I think... You don't quite understand the difference.

    User: Wow. That is some deep shit right there brother.

    Cleverbot: I had to order it special.

    User: You're special.

    Cleverbot: In the special way.

    User: Special in a retarded kind of way.

    Cleverbot: In a happy, creative way.

    User: No. A RETARDED way, RE-TAR-DED. I gotta be honest, it turns me on that you're disabled.

    Cleverbot: Greek monks of Constantinople fled their churches with the Greek manuscripts they had from Antioch and the Eastern churches NOT polluted by Syrian pagan notions from Mesopotamia.

    User: D.O.B?
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    Deffinatly needs to be 'Bel Aired'
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    should be too. this thing is fucking gash
     
  19. T:M

    T:M Dusty Techno Workout

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    This.

    Though its still an epic find.

    ---------- Post added at 23:15 ---------- Previous post was at 22:54 ----------

    Stupid. But I was laughing my ass off as I typed stuff!
     
  20. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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