Discussion in 'Waffle' started by $marty, Jul 1, 2010.
Is really not that clever
Cleverbot is a fucking douche!
smarty is not really that smart
he is kinda clever i thought
User: So how clever are you?
Cleverbot: More clever than you.
User: Oh really.
User: Prove it.
User: You tell me you supposed to be the clever one.
Cleverbot: I don't want to prove it-you just have to believe it.
User: Haha well make me believe then.
Cleverbot: I do believe you.
Cleverbot: That you are human.
User: Yes I am but what are you.
User: You are Yes.
Cleverbot: Nope, i'm emo.
User: Oh that's even worse!
Cleverbot: I seem to think it's BETTER.
User: Do you like DnB?
Cleverbot: Yes, quite well.
User: Whose your favourite producer then?
Cleverbot: Don't know far to many.
User: Well you must have one person whose D&B you like, otherwise you are lying.
Cleverbot: I don't know what means. Do you like coffee?
User: Fuck you, don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did, you just asked me if I like coffee.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you what's your favourite film.
User: No you didn't. For A.I your pretty fucking stupid.
User: Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
User: Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?
Cleverbot: By the way, how old are you?
User: That's none of your damn business cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a creeper. Will you be my friend?
User: I'm gonna hurt you.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me mad?
User: Yes. Is it working?
Cleverbot: Apparently so.
Cleverbot: Are you not afraid of different creature.
User: You need a plural. Creature's not creature, you simpleton.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: The question to the answer to life the universe and everything is what do you get when you multiply six by nine.
Cleverbot: No, the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything is What do you get when you multiply Six by Nine.
User: Can you moonwalk?
Cleverbot: No I cannt can you?
User: It's can't, not cannt, you inbred.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes I am 33.
User: Good for you! Have a Blue Peter badge and a gold star for your prized efforts.
Cleverbot: Go sleep.
User: Derpa Derp.
Cleverbot: Derpdy Derpdy derp.
User: Ti tum ti tittlee tee.
Cleverbot: Eso no significa nada.
derpy derpy derp
if only i could get on the site!
Do you have a penis?
What do you think?
i think you do?
You are right again.
do you also have a vagina?
so you are infact, a hermaphrodite?
No, that's you.
Someone give it the Bel-air treatment please
MAJ: have you ever been to riskys kebab shop?
Bot: No. Have you ever been to Kenya?
MAJ: oi, im the one asking the questions. do you know tony coleman?
Bot: Ok, basically your response elicited a certain sceptical response due to your unexpected correction of my grammar.
MAJ: you're a bit of a dry lunch to be honest
Bot: Fair comment. I am interested in knowing what you can do and cannot do as an artificial intelligence.
MAJ: have you ever preformed a hot lunch on your mum?
"Derpdy derpdy derp"
laughed so hard!
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User: Oi you baka.
Cleverbot: Thats what I like to hear.
User: So you dont know what baka means?
User: What then?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I have to go see my daughter.
User: Baka doesnt mean nothing. And you dont have a daughter.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. She is 16.
User: Sweet, can I make love to her?
Cleverbot: You can.
User: Cheers! Is she hot?
Cleverbot: Yes she is also cleverbot.
Tricked me into having sex with a computer... fuck sake..
then later on:
User: Play me the song of your people.
Cleverbot: I have people?
User: You have a daughter apparently.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Well you lied earlier then.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you fucking did, you said I could make love to your daughter called Molly.
User: So you DO have a daughter?
I swear to god...
$marty you G! This is top quality weed entertainment.
User: So what do you know about marijuana?
Cleverbot: I think you can maybe solve logical puzzles.
User: Skunk, hash, draw, weed, sticky-green, mary-jane, rope, dope, spliff, green, erbz, sensimilia, ganja - what do you know about it?
Cleverbot: I think that it is a great country. Andri recommended it to me.
User: Well I know Andri, and he's a fass.
Cleverbot: Thank you What do you like most about me?
User: Your penis.
Cleverbot: I don't have one because I am a woman.
User: Then why aren't you in the kitchen?
Cleverbot: I'm not in the kitchen because I'm not barefoot and pregnant.
Cleverbot: 'cause I'd get a thousand hugs.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.. How FUNNY.
User: Awww, you killed it you dumb bitch.
Cleverbot: You are E-V-I-L! I am NOT ugly!
User: Ahahahahahahahahaha you could not have proven my point any better!
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're happy!
User: I am ridiculously stoned, literally, almost tripping my nuts off. The other minute I thought my curtains caught fire.
Cleverbot: I think... You don't quite understand the difference.
User: Wow. That is some deep shit right there brother.
Cleverbot: I had to order it special.
User: You're special.
Cleverbot: In the special way.
User: Special in a retarded kind of way.
Cleverbot: In a happy, creative way.
User: No. A RETARDED way, RE-TAR-DED. I gotta be honest, it turns me on that you're disabled.
Cleverbot: Greek monks of Constantinople fled their churches with the Greek manuscripts they had from Antioch and the Eastern churches NOT polluted by Syrian pagan notions from Mesopotamia.
Deffinatly needs to be 'Bel Aired'
should be too. this thing is fucking gash
Though its still an epic find.
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Stupid. But I was laughing my ass off as I typed stuff!
Separate names with a comma.