Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Menu Weekday Lunch, Oct 14, 2014.
you have to ask why she can do all that. why isnt she simply in the kitchen and then shut the fuck up, as is the meaning with these walking spunk monkeys.
Because she have already made you a sammich, and had some free time? Go to the fucking kitchen and check it out, Karl.
Well i for one being a bit of a reconnaissance man dnt mind if she does it while making me a sandwich.
shes dead, looks like shees been that way for weeks, months maybe. face all melted in the heat. you woulda thought idve notice sooner but hell i dont do kitchen chores, thats the womens part of the day. guess i got to go find me a new one. shoot, you know i think it was about time. i can be pretty charming when i want, you know. start sweet talkin a girl and the deals done witin the hour. course, that is, if i can restrain my dersires for that long.
man cant change what he is. not my fault i come this way. its him that is the key that is to blame.
STILL WUD DOE YEA
right o Ron
Soapy titwanks ftw
Those are some nice tities and tbf bet she would look great in a porno.
At first I was like then I ask her for a : after our date I fell and showed her how manly I am by going like this and she was impressed and let mewhich lead to then I banged her like and she became comfortable enough to but then I became greedy and ask for a : but afterwards she said I was so I began to then I then
but did you..
Never got the chance, that Bitch.
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