Classic George W. Bush quotes

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  1. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Not sure if all these are real, but there you go.

    (No offence intended to the American's among us)

    :carlton:
     
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    dbosson153 debs

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    ha ha ha ha oh poor old mr bush, do you think he knows how much of a twat he sounds.
    although, it is kind of scary that that baboon is one of the most powerful men in the world!:rave:
     
  3. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    " It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
    - George W. Bush

    what the hell haha :lol: that crackers been smokin' some baaaad weed im telling you, classy. :spliff:
     
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    Thrawn 6.7 Member

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    Poor old Bush :jerkit: A guy in my office has a talking Bush doll on a stand. Most of the above are in its memory. There are two buttons, one for amusing and one for inspirational. My mate randomly presses them at inconvenient moments. I can't help but crease up when the boss is in crisis mode and George steps in with some stupid statement! Epic.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    He's such a tool.
     
  6. Triple M

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    Roffle!!!
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Not sure whats more scary , that the USA goes along with the chimpanzee, or that teh US has a chimp taht can talk for president...though we have a garden gnome with a dildo ups its arse for Prime Minister ( Did you ever wonder why it smiles in taht wierd way all teh time ??!!?!!?)
    :moe:
     
  8. evol4276

    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    :uberlaugh what a tool!
     
  9. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    not really dude, he's just a puppet..
    his dad tho, now he's dangerous..!
     
  10. esc0rz

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    Remember: Not all of us Americans are happy with our President. Some of us are kind of embarassed about him, accually.
     
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    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    i agree with you 100% there.. i have to try and not to roll my eyes whenever people talk about him im public sometimes.. heh
     
  12. evol4276

    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    theres a dj shadow tune (rmx?) that came out that has samples of bush's words of wisdom throughout the tune.. kinda funny ill post it as soon as i find the clip
     
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    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    mesh Active Member

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    exactly, it is important to remember this and not generalise about americans.

    there are looads more dopey ass quote from dubya though, lets dig some more up.

    "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
    - G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

    "I want justice...There's an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive,'"
    - G.W. Bush, 9/17/01, UPI

    "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
    - G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

    "I am truly not that concerned about him."
    - G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
    3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)
     
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    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    :uberlaugh way to go Bush!!
     
  17. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    TooEZ Gibber Jabber

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    My personal favourite of all of Dubya's quotes has to be:

    "I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacfully" George W. Bush Phd (Simple Deduction, Houston)

    Brilliant.
     
  19. sidekickmc

    sidekickmc MEDICINE?

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    off the top of my head, the time he said that most of america's imports came from overseas was a classic...

    also the time he couldnt name Pakistan's president and just called him 'president'

    what a joker
     
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