Claim line cold caller heckle backs :)

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Share your best ones so far I have done :

    !) I am a porn star and I broke my penis in a film accident what can you do for me ( Shocked indian call centre lady passses me to her manager )
    2) I work ina et shop and a gerbil crawled in my ass, it may cost 20k to remove can you help
    3) I shat my pants can you send me some new ones.

    I am sure you can do better- call reports please
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    OK OK I GOT ONE 1) THAT SOUNDS VERY INTERESTING SIR, CAN YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS CLAIM LINE COLD CALLER

    RIGHT. THATS NOW YOU DO IT, ISNT IT
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I had the office in stitches earlier, they couldn't believe I went through with it right there. But planning on leaving so not on best behaviour anymore
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    how do you feel about the warmth of sexually transmitted diseases?