christmas stockings

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    7,220
    Likes Received:
    750
    Location:
    Herts, UK
    My mum asked me last year, "don't you think you're getting a bit old for a stocking?"
    to which i aptly replied "piss off"

    i stopped receiving cheap as fuck toys a long time ago (thank fuck, they really where shit) and now usually get a couple dvd's, books, some sweets, those shitty lynx gift packs, and a satsuma (IT'S THE FUCKING LAW!) fortunately, my mum...i mean 'santa' has generally good taste, so those stocking fillers i do receive are generally pretty awesome.

    i know a lot of my mates from old school days used to receive their main presents in their stocking, and their parents would get them something cheap from themselves.

    so what sort of shit do/did you get?
     
  2. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2008
    Messages:
    1,712
    Likes Received:
    70
    Location:
    Halesowen, UK
    In before cool story bro.
     
  3. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2008
    Messages:
    2,042
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Kent
    mandatory satsuma in stocking is a must. i also get an apple n nuts in the stocking religiously every year. At the tender age of 22 i expect the same every year haha.

    i usually get clothes and DVDs, not much but the gesture is nice. this year i have said if i am getting anything just get me a gift card or something. so that is what I am expecting
     
  4. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2008
    Messages:
    3,922
    Likes Received:
    84
    Location:
    Brighton
    i think this'll be the first year where i dont get a stocking :(
     
  5. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Messages:
    2,931
    Likes Received:
    135
    Location:
    Oslo, Norway
    My mum got me a jigsaw for christmas and I got it like three days ago..
     
  6. Dagz

    Dagz REDEYE MASTER VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2007
    Messages:
    7,248
    Likes Received:
    1,045
    Ive never had a christmas stocking


    true story
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    7,220
    Likes Received:
    750
    Location:
    Herts, UK
    social services are on the way
     
  8. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2009
    Messages:
    3,118
    Likes Received:
    21
    Location:
    London / Leeds
    tldr but why don't you wank in a sock, thats close enough
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    7,396
    Likes Received:
    363
    Location:
    Portsmouth
    i always get a terry chocolate orange or twiglets ... fuck knws why she still thnks i like these
     
  10. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Messages:
    2,931
    Likes Received:
    135
    Location:
    Oslo, Norway
    Pffft! Women!
     
  11. djnewton

    djnewton No comment

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2008
    Messages:
    151
    Likes Received:
    3
    Location:
    Friends Couch
    satsuma and a box of smarties. a great combo
     
  12. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2009
    Messages:
    3,975
    Likes Received:
    237
    Location:
    Essex, England
    A pint can of tenants super and half a G of crack!
     
  13. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2009
    Messages:
    4,765
    Likes Received:
    26
    Location:
    Somewhere
  14. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    7,220
    Likes Received:
    750
    Location:
    Herts, UK
    no, but you are a miserable prick :teeth:
     
  15. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2010
    Messages:
    4,801
    Likes Received:
    270
    Location:
    Room 2 @ Fabric
    Big skittles tube usually makes an appearance.
     
  16. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    satsuma b2b liquorice is a standard.
     
  17. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly... VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2011
    Messages:
    4,510
    Likes Received:
    322
    Location:
    London
    satsuma is so standard its true. highlights over the years have been a nutcracker, a cheese grater, pokemon cards
     
  18. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2009
    Messages:
    4,039
    Likes Received:
    119
    Location:
    Blackpool, United Kingdom
    Are you serious, you have a stocking? Pretty sure we need an age limit for waffle, if your under 16 you can't come in

    Fuck knows what you spoon fed fuckers will do when you grow up and the reality of life hits you in the face.
     
  19. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead. VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    3,165
    Likes Received:
    20
    Location:
    Croydon, London
    Satsuma b2b gold coins b2b party rings.


    Rewound several times, with Rodigan screaming "KING TUBBY".
     
  20. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε VIP Junglist

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2009
    Messages:
    4,039
    Likes Received:
    119
    Location:
    Blackpool, United Kingdom