Christmas shitting

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by dnbkingz, Dec 26, 2011.

  1. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Weighty but manageable.
     
  2. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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    clearly you did not have a West Indian Christmas dinner...4 shits later and I am starting to feel less than 5 stone overweight
     
  3. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    definitely not manageable. still waiting for 'the boss' to drop... too many roast potatoes
     
  4. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Too many tangerines
     
  5. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i can only imagine your impending doom comrade.
    I was lucky enough to break mine into 2 manageable drops (albeit a struggle none the less) over enemy territory. One in the night, one the morning after.
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    mine was painful to say the least. i broke a sweat pushing it out. had 999 ready and typed in to my phone just in case things went wrong... luckily came through the otherside of it in one piece...
     
  7. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Mine just seems to go on and on and on forever, I feel like that stoned kid just got back from the dentists bare "Is this real life?!" an' ting.
     
  8. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    nothing like a festive shit to lighten the load.

    Mine was almost like a submarine. Mostly underwater but poking its head through the surface.

    Decent.
     
  9. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    shouldn't have been reading this thread while munching on some cheese on toaqst, especially when i spent the most part of monday throwing my guts up.
     
  10. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    I call that the amphibian. Can survive in and out of the water.
     
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  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Festive illness ftl. I've had the same cold/flu thing for the past week and a bit. Propper shit.
     
  12. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    Ahh.....the festive dump! Nothing like trying to squeeze the 15lb of dinner, desert, nuts, crisps, chocolates and alcohol out of a hole the size of pea all in one go!
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    spent the other day with the worst hangover ive ever had shat an puked so much my ass bled and my teeth hurt

    now im constipated life is good