Discussion in 'Waffle' started by dnbkingz, Dec 26, 2011.
Weighty but manageable.
clearly you did not have a West Indian Christmas dinner...4 shits later and I am starting to feel less than 5 stone overweight
definitely not manageable. still waiting for 'the boss' to drop... too many roast potatoes
Too many tangerines
i can only imagine your impending doom comrade.
I was lucky enough to break mine into 2 manageable drops (albeit a struggle none the less) over enemy territory. One in the night, one the morning after.
mine was painful to say the least. i broke a sweat pushing it out. had 999 ready and typed in to my phone just in case things went wrong... luckily came through the otherside of it in one piece...
Mine just seems to go on and on and on forever, I feel like that stoned kid just got back from the dentists bare "Is this real life?!" an' ting.
nothing like a festive shit to lighten the load.
Mine was almost like a submarine. Mostly underwater but poking its head through the surface.
shouldn't have been reading this thread while munching on some cheese on toaqst, especially when i spent the most part of monday throwing my guts up.
I call that the amphibian. Can survive in and out of the water.
Festive illness ftl. I've had the same cold/flu thing for the past week and a bit. Propper shit.
Ahh.....the festive dump! Nothing like trying to squeeze the 15lb of dinner, desert, nuts, crisps, chocolates and alcohol out of a hole the size of pea all in one go!
spent the other day with the worst hangover ive ever had shat an puked so much my ass bled and my teeth hurt
now im constipated life is good
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