Christmas™. A registered trademark of the Coca-Cola company.

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    What you guys think about christmas these days?
    Used to love it as a kid, who didn't? but now i'm older, it dosn't excite me how it used to, and it's just a day spent with my family, most of whom do not like me in the slightest, no alcohol and turkey (which i don't like), am I'm not fussed about presents these days.
    Also the whole commercialisation of it makes angry, but then again i don't see it as a religious event either.

    considering spending it at home with some friends this year. Bang up a nice roast lamb or somethin and chill.
     
  2. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Yes totally, well done





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  3. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    looking forward to my Christmas day blunt, cooking everyone a fat dinner and seeing all my friends that went to uni's that aren't nearby and i haven't seen for ages...

    but yeah fuck coca cola and I couldn't give a toss about presents, although having said that if I got new carts and stylus's for my decks I'll be absolutely grateful and I'd be all happy and shit.

    defs be singing happy birthday to Jesus, 2000-odd years old and still going strong, what a badman.
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    why no booze ? ..

    am goin scotland nye this year .. 3 day long piss up , knocking on peoples doors having a drink with em , then going next door and repeating ..
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Yeah totally gonna take drugs when my rents aint looking, like phat bare ends n snort off's, and fuck society im drinking diet cola all of the festive season, did i mention im gonna take drugs? cos i am , bear breddars gonna eat some peng quality street, whats that? Im grounded

    FML


    Die, in distress hopefully
     
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  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i don't like the financial strain it puts on people in this age,

    but then its all about the kids, and i love kids, Vaseline ya chimneys cos AdhD-a-claus is on his way...
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    hahhaha ^^

    last year i double dropped two gurners with my cousin who was abit depressed, laid on the sofa and wriggled around abit. didnt eat fuck all crimbo dinner, then my aunty ( his mum ) turns up with the kids, and other family , and am sat on the sofa with a can of beer, a santas hat, big eyes , and a wobbly jaw .. sounds good , but it was fucking horrible .. i wanted everyone to go so i could wriggle around on the sofa some more and let my eyeballs roll around my skull; .. instead, i had to sit there , playing connect 4 and other mind numbingly shit games with a 5 year old .. pilled out me box ..

    ill avoid that this year
     
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  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    very strict right-wing, daily mail reading/believing great-grandparents. They frown upon anyone under 21 drinking, other than maybe a beer/glass of wine with dinner.
    the few christmases i've spent without family were fine.

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    fucking lol, don't think i could get away with that.
    stumbled in this morning with a nutty comedown and my mum clocked straight away.
     
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  9. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    that my good man, is the future of chrimbo, don't feel bad, you are starting a movement, chemical-chrimbo, it will save money in the long run, get the fambo off their chops crimbo eve, no turkey consumed equals more money to spend on nose bandy and such. you are a pioneer.
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yh i mean .. who wants presents when ure gurning .. cant be fucked to unwrap em, or act excited and happy to recieve a remote controlled helicoptor .. so , you rekon sealy bags instead of stockings ??

    unless the present is beer or more drugs, or music you dont have, or hot socks straight out the tumble dryer .. then ure not gunna wanna know
     
  11. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    LLOOLLLL....

    yeah prezzie off ya mother is a sealy bag with a tampered bag of sniff and 3 mitzies, and all you got ya ma was some shitty salvia, chrimbo ruined.
     
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    hahah chrimbo ruined is the new nye
     
  13. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    I agree about the financial strain point posted above.

    Also xmas is when me and my family have the most arguements. So not looking forward to that.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ethix that sounds so fking horrible. jeez. why did you double drop? couldnt just do a half? i like christmas but there has been things happening this year and last (mainly last) making me a little bit uneasy about the whole thing. genraly i love christmas of course, frank sinatra on the radio, nice and cold outside, lots of plush shit in the house. christmas is all about plush living to me, like a big red white green cloud of food booze and kashmere.
     
  15. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    halloween is better than x mas, but x mas is still a laugh, x mas eve down ze pub with all old school mates, few cheeky joints n that, all goood. then x mas day, yeah u gotta see the family, but they normaly come bearing gift and booze and then everyone just gets proper pissed, eats loads of food, its generally good fun. just avoid x mas tv at all costs
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sneaking drugs down the gullet in uncomfortable family situations at Christmas is the one...

    Always seems like such an awesome idea after you start drinking at 8am, but by the time its midday & you're trying to youtube dj old skool rave classics to your extended straighthead relatives whilst they're trying to watch The Snowman, foaming at the mouth & eyes like saucers & you get that look of sheer disgust off your mother, its apparent you have ruined it for everybody, again...

    This year I will mostly be trying to drink nothing but hot lemon tea & playing with childrens toys.
     
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  17. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    sounds like the one.


    only bonus about christmas is my younger cousin makes me build his fuckin lego. I fuckin love lego.
     
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    ^^ hahaha. I wish i had younger relatives to play with there toys, im the youngest in the fam.

    But im not a fan of xmas all that much. I just get really bored after a couple of hours shut away with my family and want to go see my mates and start drinking with them.
     
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    hahahahaha you owe me for your second green bar :lol:
     
  20. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    if i go to my aunts/cousins at x mas itll be all mw3 n fifa