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  1. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence, but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.

    Has any one else noticed this? ...

    It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Those pesky chinks. :teeth:
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Didn't see the year of the cock one lol...

    Could be Clamydia mutating to some next level incurable STD & whatever ridiculous percentage of men that have it's winkeys fall off.
     
  5. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    A global epidemic of floppy cock.
     
  6. ether

    ether xfader killer

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    dats some crazy shit!!
     
  7. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Classic! Pussyz!:D

    Year of the cock?

    Prolly all women will turn into shemalez and men will get gay.
     
  8. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    year of the badger
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I am mostly looking forward to Year Of The Clipz.
     
  10. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Bit a random thread lol :)

    I think we should look at the positives in situations like this. Duno what the fuck they are but there must be some (y)
     
  11. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    /sarcasm
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Get your facts right it's the year of the Ox!
     
  14. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    If it's year of the cock, cameron will become prime minister. 'uk funky' will dominate charts, shell suits will come back in, rom coms will win all the oscars and jeremy kyle will be appointed education secretary.
     
  15. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Sounds brilliant
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Bruv_T I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    nob rot.
     
  18. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Lets hope not nob rot, sounds awful, and is hard to say fast
     
  19. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Next year is year of the bull.

    Year of the cock is chicken, which was in 2004, so the next time round will be 2016.

    And all your nobs will have fallen off by then anyway, so I don't know what you're all complaining about.
     
  20. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    its my year this year.. thwe OX ,