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Na man.

Just having a deep conversation about chickens with my mate.

You know.
 

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someone sent me a video the other day of a man fucking a chicken.

At first i thought the chicken was dead already and thought this is fucked up but at least the poor things dead.

But no, it was alive. prolapsed anus and all.

I've never felt so ill.
 

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someone sent me a video the other day of a man fucking a chicken.

At first i thought the chicken was dead already and thought this is fucked up but at least the poor things dead.

But no, it was alive. prolapsed anus and all.

I've never felt so ill.
Even stuck around for the end credits, sounds like you enjoyed seeing that chicken get fucked
 

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Even stuck around for the end credits, sounds like you enjoyed seeing that chicken get fucked
Naa there were at least 10 seconds left. I just wanted to make sure it was a dead chicken but then it made a noise :(
 

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someone sent me a video the other day of a man fucking a chicken.

At first i thought the chicken was dead already and thought this is fucked up but at least the poor things dead.

But no, it was alive. prolapsed anus and all.

I've never felt so ill.
You didn't post jmz' video?
 

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not gonna lie... just googled 'chicken sex live leak' ... dudes black too... chicken didn't stand a chance... and i dont mean, coz he's black he must be hung like a moose... i mean, he's black... they really really do like chicken...
 

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not gonna lie... just googled 'chicken sex live leak' ... dudes black too... chicken didn't stand a chance... and i dont mean, coz he's black he must be hung like a moose... i mean, he's black... they really really do like chicken...
The Chi-Town Chicken Man?

 

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ok ok ok somewhat composed now


i can see how chicken glasses might be useful in a medical setting, such as an MRI or CAT scan

similarly they are probably very useful to elderly chickens on a day with a high UV index

however, even taking the above mentioned possibilities in to account, chickens deserve higher end fashion and these lenses are very late 20th century inspired, the frames are not universally flattering, and i'd like to think someone out there could do a better job of chicken eyewear design
 
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