Cheesy lines

spiderfran286

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#1
what's the most cheesy thing you have said to the person you like/trying to pull?

i whipped this one out last nite....

"the only thing harder than thinking of what to say to you, is looking at you without smiling"

instant win! but cheesy as fuck like....
 

Cat Gas

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From the sick jokes thread:

Do you have a pen?

(yes)

Well you better fuck off back to it, the farmer is going to be wondering where you are
 

spiderfran286

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"thats a nice dress....would look better ripped and torn into pieces and left in an alleyway...."

my personal fav....."you fancy coming back to my place? we can play house, you can be the door and i'll slam ya"
 

Teddy

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#11
Sounds like some of you need some sex panther.
pfft .. 40% it doesn't work anytime! I worse sex panther last night and the only thing i woke up with was a hangover and a bag of skittles for some reason.


Barmaid: what would like?
Mate1: suck my cock
Barmaid: WHAT!?
Mate2: he said he wants a fosters top!
Barmaid: ooooohhh! ok, coming up!
 

Dagz

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#19
Do any of you actually have a girlfriend with these cheesey lines ?


and im not talkin about a girl tied up in your basement...
 
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