Cheesy lines

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    what's the most cheesy thing you have said to the person you like/trying to pull?

    i whipped this one out last nite....

    "the only thing harder than thinking of what to say to you, is looking at you without smiling"

    instant win! but cheesy as fuck like....
     
  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    did a fat line of cheddar, fucked me right up
     
  3. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Works every time.
     
  4. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Bastards, just before me.
     
  5. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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  6. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    My mate said to a girl on drive through, "If you were a burger, u would be a mcbeautiful"

    she just laughed at him probabl;y the cringiest thing i ever saw
     
  7. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    From the sick jokes thread:

    Do you have a pen?

    (yes)

    Well you better fuck off back to it, the farmer is going to be wondering where you are
     
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    boobjunkie Active Member

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    you're coming home with me tonight... why? because i'm stronger than you.
     
  9. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    "thats a nice dress....would look better ripped and torn into pieces and left in an alleyway...."

    my personal fav....."you fancy coming back to my place? we can play house, you can be the door and i'll slam ya"
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Sounds like some of you need some sex panther.
     
  11. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    pfft .. 40% it doesn't work anytime! I worse sex panther last night and the only thing i woke up with was a hangover and a bag of skittles for some reason.


    Barmaid: what would like?
    Mate1: suck my cock
    Barmaid: WHAT!?
    Mate2: he said he wants a fosters top!
    Barmaid: ooooohhh! ok, coming up!
     
  12. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    i have never used a cheesy line. balls to that. my mates do it a lot tho, i just wanna be a 100 ft away from them at that moment
     
  13. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    When people ask me what I do, I tell them I test rape alarms.

    It sounds better than saying I'm a rapist.
     
  14. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    don't let this rape turn into a murder
     
  15. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    the call me the baker, cause i fill tarts with cream

    "double like" - massive faggot whoever said that was
     
  16. Forau

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    "Wanna play rape?"

    "No?"

    "Thats the spirit"
     
  17. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    "my watch can tell what your wearing. it says you've got no knickers on."
    "i am wearing knickers"
    "oh sorry, its 20 minutes fast."
     
  18. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i reeeeely like yooo i dooo.


    lull them into a false sence of security like.

    then BLAM.

    20 minutes of confusion, apologise and leave.
     
  19. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Do any of you actually have a girlfriend with these cheesey lines ?


    and im not talkin about a girl tied up in your basement...
     
  20. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Ahh, then no.