cheeky cunts

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by MARKLAR, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    my cousin got a new car the other day
    she parked it at her college an it was near some windscreen repair stall thing wen she comes out its got a nice big crack in the windscreen.lol
    apparently its happened to a few others aswell.
     
  2. GeeLeb

    GeeLeb Member

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  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Spend a year filming them from a nearby building and then turn it into a documentary. I'd watch it...
     
  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    thats some convenient shit right there. but it might not be them doing this scam. is there a main road near by with a tone of stones on it?
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    blatantly Gavin from autoglass
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You hate on ahmed so much marlok, when you're just an older version of him.

    Shit threads.

    No job.

    Gets high on taxpayers money.

    Just a little older, with a less punchable face & a penchant for Shamrock & Sectarian Violence.

    So heres my advice:

    1. Get drunk on Buckfast & Guiness
    2. Piss allover own face & hair
    3. Get a job
    4. Grow up
    5. Stop wearing Polyester based Trousers
    6. ???
    7. Profit
     
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  7. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    Gavin from AutoGlass want's to fill your cousin with his 'Special Resin'.
     
  8. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Haha, totally this.
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    come on now i didnt spoil the walking dead
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I gotta say I think tracksuit's threads are better than soppy bollock's spoilerific dear diary threads
     
  11. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    i think ahmed should be banned for a day then he might just kill herself


    not that i want her to kill himself...
     
  12. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    lol
     
  13. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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  14. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    Ahmed should be banned for life.
    Discuss.
     
  15. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Nothing to discuss really.
     
  16. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    ...true.

    as pointless as it is, I might start a poll, see how unliked he actually is...
     
  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    why you gotta turn my brool thread into an ahmed one
    seriously not cool
     
  18. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    dunno. blame ahmed.
     
  19. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    hes a cunt aint he
     
  20. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    yeah he's a total monghead spacktard fuckface spunk-drinker.