CHECK THIS SH*T OUT - FORCEFIELDS

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was thinking that myself and im not a very smart guy, no genuius here, no harvard rocket scientist, ok thats just not me, alright, my father told me to sit up straight ok, youre not better than me, but it isnt that inconceivable with all the mobile technology and that, seems to me there is a signal that stresses the triggering mechanishm soon as it comes within range
 

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East is great man...

When you've got the Trophy system...

Actually what would be better would be one that destroys skinny jeaned, stupid hair, fashionista twats...

Now that would be fucking useful in bethnal green
 

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East is great man...

When you've got the Trophy system...

Actually what would be better would be one that destroys skinny jeaned, stupid hair, fashionista twats...

Now that would be fucking useful in bethnal green

HOXTON COOL KIDS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!

its all about Harlesden & Kensall Rise
rolling down the Harrow Road man!
 

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barely a force field...
just a rapid moving machine gun turret that is connected to the radar. Once that has identified a threat, the turret shoots the projectile and stops it...
that's a defence technology thats been used for years on ships.
force field my arse...makes a good promo video, but it aint star wars yet son...
 

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No man, the system on the Escort is a proper bonafide forcefield...

Glows blue when you turn it on and everything...

Got phasers and photon torpedoes too...
 

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yeah man Kensal is carnival man!
fucking bait in Kensal tho.

i think some of the pricks i see on the Portobello Road are about as close as u get to Hoxton Fools out west
Yeah, same prick just a different postcode...

Although I always think they're more posh on Portobello, but more pretentious in the East end...
 

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barely a force field...
just a rapid moving machine gun turret that is connected to the radar. Once that has identified a threat, the turret shoots the projectile and stops it...
that's a defence technology thats been used for years on ships.
force field my arse...makes a good promo video, but it aint star wars yet son...

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
 

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what about that other darth vader bit whats on the net right now, your blunts are weak old man'? i dont get it
 

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Yeah, same prick just a different postcode...

Although I always think they're more posh on Portobello, but more pretentious in the East end...
fuck me man, spot on, the bagel munchers in Notting Hill and down Ladbrooke Grove do my head in most! posh cunts and famous dicks like Kate Moss.
exactly like that sketch on Harry & Paul!
 

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how can you tell? the hair?
Yeah the hair and all the clothes look newer on the west end types, whereas the east end ones look more unclean, maybe because the east end is more dirty...

The hair is a dead giveaway though, lots of girls out west have that generic posh girl hair, y'know just really big and thick and swept back and to one side slightly, usually matched with one of those thin scarves that goes round your neck loads and loads of times, whatever the season or weather...
 
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