Cheat your way thru college ect ...

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yea, so in order to get an extra £1.00 an hour, i have to complete my NVQ level 3 ..

now i know they say NVQ stands for not very qualified.. but i dont give a shit, coz im doing it for the pay rise and it looks good on the old c.v.

anyway,

i found a site .. offering to answer all your questions, in relation to your level , for £3.00 paypal ..


so i thought 3 quid.. fuck it, ill give it a go , if nothing happens then fuck it .

much to my surprise, i got an instant download, of all the subjects and sections, with all the questions , and all the answers that they are looking for , in bullit points.. so all i have to do is copy paste, re-write it in my own words slightly.

jobs a gudden. just done nearly my whole NVQ written work in 2 days.. without having to re-search or work out anything..


best 3 quid i ever spent .

extra quid on my hourly wage.. 9 squids an hour starting feb ..

ta dery muchly


gwarrrrrn the tinterweb ..

i heard theres also a site that you can pay 20 quid to, to do university dissertations and shit .. and you set the intelligence level, and give them youre questions and in a week they mail you back your completed work.

or just find a pdf of someones work whos studied the same thing.

the internets a right little scally .. im applying to be a docter 2mo.. hopefully complete my uni course friday ..

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then there dumb cunts for not changing it like i have..

all im saying is , for 3 quid.. its cut out all the re-search ive had to do .. just bullit marked what i need to cover. like telling me the name of different Acts and the years ect..

then i just quickly wrote it out in my own words.
 

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to be fair i did a lev 3 NVQ last year in Housing Maintenance and Technology and didnt revise. just listened at the day releases then winged it. NVQs up to level 3 are easy. its level 4 when they step up to diploma standard.
 

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the uni im at, you cant cheat for sure. all you have to do is doing tests, and theyre supervised pretty good. and if you get caught, you might get thrown out.. so cheating is pretty useless, and tbh, i think thats good.

but ethix, nicely done. if they make cheating that easy, they dont have to wonder imo.
 

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sweet. a girl i used to know socially engineered a batchelors in bizness, i think she put just as much hard work in being lazy, conspire and piggy back, in fact even more, than it would have been to just study and take the exams normally
 

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Good find mate, for my Business course at sixth form we had the same Units as a friend a few years above did, so he gave me his memory stick with all his work and I just changed it about and used it as notes. This meant I didnt go to many lessons and got high/stayed in bed instead and still passed. Happy days
 

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Did you have to pay extra for large print?

Also, surely if you're struggling a bit money-wise, apply for disability allowance, i'm sure once they take one look at your eyes, it'll be a given...

:D
 

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to be fair i did a lev 3 NVQ last year in Housing Maintenance and Technology and didnt revise. just listened at the day releases then winged it. NVQs up to level 3 are easy. its level 4 when they step up to diploma standard.
nah .. theres surprisngly abit to it .. alot of law on moving and handling being covered, law on risk assessments, and how to make youre own to pass legal requirements, all of which needed research.. theres no day releases either .. i dont go to college, i dont go to a class or anything to learn,i havent got a boss or manger or anyone teaching me.. i work on my own, so its just me at work.... its just my normal job, as always.. then i gotta go home and research shit and answer assignment questions, and i see the nvq assesor once every 3 months.

so ive cut the drawn out bullshit basically, got all the questions up on my cheeky dlwnload, which are all the same as mine.. and copyed & pasted them , switched the wording about .. just nearly done it all.. bout 64 pages in 2 days .. i now get an extra quid an hour and not done antything... just gotta do a few Observation things, gotta be seen bringing the lady out a seizure, and using a syringe , drawing up the right medicine ... then im done pretty much
 

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i used to be on ritalin at school . and some other mind numbing sedative type drugs, and kept in a cage .. all around the same time in my life.. true story.. kept in my cage all day, even break and dinner..

when all the kids went in after dinner, i was escorted out, allowed to run round the playground on my own for 5 minutes .. while the other kids looked out the classroom windows and mocked..

i used to just sit in a bush most of the time and play kerplunk with twigs and my bunghole
 
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