cheap vasectomy, anyone?

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  1. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    my dad e-mailed me this. thought it was a bit harsh, but still made me laugh.

    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his Ear and count to 10. The scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but i don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me" "Trust me, it will do the job," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand...
    The procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    The last time I laughed at that joke, caveman were telling 'Why did the T-Rex cross the road' jokes.
     
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    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    The last time I laughed at that joke, a motherfucker was all drunk talkin bout two cheeseburgers, a bag of doritos and a fat bitch.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Last night?
     
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