>Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? > > A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. > > > Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? > > A. Society. > > > Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? > > A. Bus shelter. > > > Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? > > A. Granny. > > > Q. What do you call a chav in a box? > > A. Innit. > > > Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? > > A. Sorted. > > > Q. What do you call a chav in a suit > > A. "Will the defendant please rise" > > > Q. Why did the chav cross the road? > > A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. > > > Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? > > A. The bride. > > > Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to > hit him? > > A. It might be your bike. > > > Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? > > A. What you looking at. > > > Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? > A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of > stairs > > > Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? > > A. The policeman! > > > Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? > > A. Paint 3 stripes on it. > > > Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? > > A. A start. > > > Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? > > A. Up the arse. > > > Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? > > A. Because a nova has 4 seats. > > > Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? > > A. A liar. > > > Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? > > A. Bigmac please. > > > Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? > > A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.