chavs

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  1. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    >Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
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    > A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
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    > Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
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    > A. Society.
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    > Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
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    > A. Bus shelter.
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    > Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
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    > A. Granny.
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    > Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
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    > A. Innit.
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    > Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
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    > A. Sorted.
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    > Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
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    > A. "Will the defendant please rise"
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    > Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
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    > A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
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    > Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
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    > A. The bride.
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    > Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
    > hit him?
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    > A. It might be your bike.
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    > Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
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    > A. What you looking at.
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    > Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
    > A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
    > stairs
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    > Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
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    > A. The policeman!
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    > Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
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    > A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
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    > Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
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    > A. A start.
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    > Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
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    > A. Up the arse.
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    > Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
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    > A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
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    > Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
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    > A. A liar.
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    > Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
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    > A. Bigmac please.
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    > Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
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    > A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
     
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  2. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Bare jokes apples, get me :teeth:
     
  3. sparkyc10

    sparkyc10 Kentish Junglist

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    :D hahaha! nice one apples :2thumbs:
     
  4. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    My favourites by far good stuff apples..............:cool: :borat: :cool:
     
  5. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    Beats those silly Chuck Norris jokes
     
  6. rmt

    rmt sex for money plz?

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    just printed out and stuck to the wall at work! :D
     
  7. sirGUNZ

    sirGUNZ Bassline Buddy

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    SHUT UP with all the chav nonsense..
    i admit i used to be chaved up hard.. @ raves and stuff every0ne was.. thats how u used to tell that peeps wereinto dnb ieeeee rudeboys.. now these days peepss ave started doin it.. i used to wear matchin clothes the whole lot!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    such an admission is a step in the right direction, but tell me, you dont find these funny?
     
  9. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    i didnt know dnb had a uniform? i must get me one and wear it raving haaaa
    its no diss to specific people its just a laugh..like hahahahahaha8)
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    wtf is a chav:readthis:
     
  11. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    sirGUNZ Bassline Buddy

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    ive seen uk apache many times..

    i have style :oscar:
     
  15. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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