Chatting up Chinese girls...

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  1. $pyto

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    I work for a commodity brokers now in London, there are some ridiculously good-looking intelligent Chinese girls here and there's a big work do coming up. Has anyone got lucky with some Asian Sensation before? Or know any Chinese (Mandarin) chat-up lines? I'm afraid it will be rape if all else fails...
     
  2. miszt

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    take a bag of live eels and a funnel with ya, or that might just be a Japanese thing
     
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    你好我的名字spyto,足夠閒聊,他媽的讓他們感覺到我的內褲和胸圍過你,你裡面骯髒的中國蕩婦。
     
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    I was just gonna make an extrvagant entrance with fortune cookies stapled to my nipples and wearing a skirt made from half-drunk Tsingtao bottles...

    But I get what you're saying Majestic...
     
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    Arrive dressed in a black bodysuit with illuminoes skeleton attached. Apply wax to a table in a clockwise motion with a young child by your side whilst waiting to be served food. During eating catch a fly with chopsticks. Paint a fence outside.
     
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    sore fingaaaa
     
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    Hahahaha, WAX ON - WAX OFF
     
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    here's an idea, don't learn shitty chat up lines, learn a little bit of lingo. they'll be bowled over ;) if you can introduce yourself, ask them how they are, then respond to say your fine and offer them a drink your definitely in for a suck. minimum.
     
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    sucky sucky 10 dorrar?
     
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    Indi is your man for this, if he even still comes on here. Aint seen him about for a while come to think of it
     
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    good call. he posted in the cookery thread last week i think. pm the guy.
     
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    ahhhh the chinsy quagmeeeer

    just give em some pop and tell em they look like they need it
     
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    Take ur pic ;p
     
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    All the inevitable sterotpes and we only on the first page. ah fuck just noticed I made it to the second. love is blind I guess

    I should imagine they are quite conservative, not as in what they vote for. I might be wrong.

    I have met a Thai girl, in england.... ( here we go on the sterotypes, be warned I'll fucking kill ya if i think you mean it) . Shes sound as a pound, a real good laugh, but well, I think quite traditional, certainly not easy. Very different from dating an english girl.

    I am hoping that she is worth the patience and effort, cos if not I have been well patient and made a real effort.

    I mean I even fucking went shopping, for girl clothes. This is shit I just don't do.

    Fuck I even wore a shirt a few times.Next I'll be loosing the hoody and wearing shoes.

    Maybe I'll buy rick astley album. Shit I hope she is worth it, certainly seems like teh most loyal genuine girl I met in a long time. If not then shit what can I say.I am a cunt, for real a cunt. But again not cos I am if nothing else, a genuine cunt. yes I do want the sex bit, but well its the love shit that lasts longer than a night of pure shaggery. If I am worng, it ain't my fault, I'll be a genuine cunt, but not a muggy cunt. And well my state of mind has got me DJaying again, and working out again, so to be honest good has come of it. But well I hope she is gonna be right for me , and we get much closer, cos this shit is doing my fucking head in. With an english girl I would know by now ..I sorta know , but well patience as they say is a virtue, so good luck $pyto...maybe you'll get lucky and find a total shagmonster and won't go through this torture...LOl
     
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    God if ever there was a time I wanted to see a picture its now. Radius in a shirt with a Thai bird. Please tell me you have a picture.
     
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    no. But she is pretty. I am not. TBH you'd laugh if you knew what had just happened. I am an emotional wreck tbh. Never been like this about a girl before, not since my first girl. I am really close to walking from this cos I am sure I am gonna get hurt. Anyway look at me pouring out my personal shit on interwebs.what a cunt
     
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    Hold on. This is happening right now? Good on ya Radius.
     
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