Chat Up Lines...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Jun 18, 2008.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Come on guys give us your best/funniest ones.....

    Girls.... tell us the best/funniest ones you've heard....
     
  2. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    pssssh. chat up lines are for afc's.... i'm more about changing frames and dhv than corney chat up lines. that and i've honestly never used one.


    it's all about being the exception to the rule.
     
  3. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    I don't really get chatted up. A few people have winked at me though & I always say "is there something in your eye?!"
    Needless to say men do not like this.

    Chatting up's a bit, boring. It's all about the subtle flirting & double meanings to things. Ya get me?!
     
  4. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    boudicat, how much did the taxi fare cost from heaven?
     
  5. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    i couldnt chat up bird let alone a parrot ... i hate all the bullshit ,

    the answers in the eyes , u dont have to speak to them ....

    if you dont drop fup off if you do lets go ,... period , end of story
     
  6. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    you can call me Boudi.
     
  7. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    So true! All about the eyes!
     
  8. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    you can walk into a crowded bar and do the about for laps just looking ,.. if theres hungrey up for it sorts that like you they will look , .. then you gauge from there ... 3 minute game ... if its fails

    no point staying somewhere and coming out at the end of the night because you have wasted and not read the infomation correctly and complain u got blown out by x amounts of wimen :lol: .. sod that in the building check it , no one there likes me o well move on no point staying ...

    im not a stunner and gunna try convince someone who eyes lie that they want to talk , get to know u etc ,... hence alot of guys get punked over for drinks because they dont read the signs ..

    theres a saying if somethings too good to be true ... trust me then it is ...



    :lol:
     
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  9. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    I NEVER use chat up lines, generally i don't try to chat girls up at clubs n stuff, i go out to have fun not to pull, if it happens then it happens, I'd rather get to know someone and get with them that way, plus I have a quite likable personality (methinks), so thats a plus.

    My fav line i heard tho is "can i buy ur mate a drink so we can have a chat by ourselves", its not that cheesey.
     
  10. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    hell yeah
    then when u've got them smiling, thats when u hit them with the cheesy chat up lines:slick:
     
  11. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    Have you got a map?

    Why?

    Coz i jus got lost in ur eyes
     
  12. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    wots got 234 teeth and holds bak the incredible hulk?

    my flies
     
  13. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    Got any beer at Home?
     
  14. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    can i put my spoon in your mcflurry..i jus made that up lol

    excuse me love i lost my number can i have yours?
     
  15. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    DON'T TURN THIS RAPE INTO A MURDER!
     
  16. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    the funnyest/worst ive heard is...


    "Hey, your lucky 2day...I decided to go ugly early."


    my sister had a pretty dumb one tho...

    she was working in a bar and some guy went up to her as she was holding a tray of drinks...he grabbed an ice cube from one of the drinks...and threw it at her feet, and said..."Now ive broken the ice, can i have your number??"


    What a dikk!!!
     
  17. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    normally i just point at my 'what you doing for cock tonight?' t'shirt
     
  18. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    sorry do you work in subway?

    no? why?

    cuz you've just given me a footlong, brap!

    (with the brap for added dickheadedness, maybe even flick the fingers in her face likea li g)
     
  19. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I only use corny chat up lines for the specific purpose of them being corny chat up lines. Sense of humor never fails imo.
     
  20. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Either you have sex with me, or I have sex with you.

    Your choice...