Chat Up Lines...

Riisu

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pssssh. chat up lines are for afc's.... i'm more about changing frames and dhv than corney chat up lines. that and i've honestly never used one.


it's all about being the exception to the rule.
 

BoudiCat

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I don't really get chatted up. A few people have winked at me though & I always say "is there something in your eye?!"
Needless to say men do not like this.

Chatting up's a bit, boring. It's all about the subtle flirting & double meanings to things. Ya get me?!
 

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i couldnt chat up bird let alone a parrot ... i hate all the bullshit ,

the answers in the eyes , u dont have to speak to them ....

if you dont drop fup off if you do lets go ,... period , end of story
 

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So true! All about the eyes!
you can walk into a crowded bar and do the about for laps just looking ,.. if theres hungrey up for it sorts that like you they will look , .. then you gauge from there ... 3 minute game ... if its fails

no point staying somewhere and coming out at the end of the night because you have wasted and not read the infomation correctly and complain u got blown out by x amounts of wimen :lol: .. sod that in the building check it , no one there likes me o well move on no point staying ...

im not a stunner and gunna try convince someone who eyes lie that they want to talk , get to know u etc ,... hence alot of guys get punked over for drinks because they dont read the signs ..

theres a saying if somethings too good to be true ... trust me then it is ...



:lol:
 
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alz

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I NEVER use chat up lines, generally i don't try to chat girls up at clubs n stuff, i go out to have fun not to pull, if it happens then it happens, I'd rather get to know someone and get with them that way, plus I have a quite likable personality (methinks), so thats a plus.

My fav line i heard tho is "can i buy ur mate a drink so we can have a chat by ourselves", its not that cheesey.
 

Blurr

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I don't really get chatted up. A few people have winked at me though & I always say "is there something in your eye?!"
Needless to say men do not like this.

Chatting up's a bit, boring. It's all about the subtle flirting & double meanings to things. Ya get me?!
hell yeah
then when u've got them smiling, thats when u hit them with the cheesy chat up lines:slick:
 

Sammy_Dodger

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the funnyest/worst ive heard is...


"Hey, your lucky 2day...I decided to go ugly early."


my sister had a pretty dumb one tho...

she was working in a bar and some guy went up to her as she was holding a tray of drinks...he grabbed an ice cube from one of the drinks...and threw it at her feet, and said..."Now ive broken the ice, can i have your number??"


What a dikk!!!
 

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sorry do you work in subway?

no? why?

cuz you've just given me a footlong, brap!

(with the brap for added dickheadedness, maybe even flick the fingers in her face likea li g)
 

Indi

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I only use corny chat up lines for the specific purpose of them being corny chat up lines. Sense of humor never fails imo.
 
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