Chat and Random Bollocks.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Gumby, May 8, 2008.

  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Well here it is kids, the thread you've all be dying to have. A place where you all can share a/s/l's, post random shit about yourself, stroke each others egos and flirt to your hearts content.

    please, continue....

    :boobies:
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    once i got a chess peice stuck in my nose and my mum had to get it out with a pin. i dont understand chess
     
  3. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Stroking egos, is that a euphemism for something? :teeth:
     
  4. safety

    safety double safety

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    so is this the dnbforum, official youth club thread?
     
  5. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i dont want to have to read through pages of fapping dribble in the pic thread. the children need somewhere to play.
     
  6. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    probably lol.
     
  7. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I totally agree. The pics thread is turning into a right verbal gay-up.
     
  8. safety

    safety double safety

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    maybe you should get subversive and start posting your pictures in all the hazard threads
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    OH OH OH NO WAY CHECK THIS OUT:

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    From Mr Rory Osman Ali.

    Good Day,
    Please Read.

    My name is Mr Rory Osman Ali, I'm the credit officer in International Credit Bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

    I have a business proposal in the tune of $5.5m, (Five Million Five hundred Thousand only) after the successful transfer; we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.

    Should you be interested, please contact me through my private email ( rory_ali@voila.fr ) so we can commence on all arrangements and I Will give you more information on how we would handle this project.

    Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
    Following information:

    (1) Full names:
    (2) Private phone number:
    (3) Current residential address:
    (4) Occupation:
    (5) Age and Sex:

    Kind Regards,
    Mr Rory Osman Ali.
    PLEASE ,IT IS TOP SECRET.OK.

    ---------------------------------------------

    its finally happening for me.
     
  10. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    :lol:
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    but what is it they do once they get all the personal details and bank info i wonder?
     
  12. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Forge your signature and send a letter to your bank asking for a transfer.
     
  13. Triple M

    Triple M Admin

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    Boob pix pls!
     
  14. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    logiks your so lucky......:lol: i wish i got offered $5.5million dollars

    This email is confidential so just send me all your personal details :lol:

    Send him an email saying

    (1) Full names: Mr. Rory Osman Ali
    (2) Private phone number: 0800IMACUNT
    (3) Current residential address: A tin shack
    (4) Occupation: Attempting fraud like a tard
    (5) Age and Sex: Thai lady boy
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    but what if i agree to the transfer? wheres the part when i get fucked over i mean
     
  16. Greg P

    Greg P Active Member

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    http://www.419eater.com/index.htm

    tells you all you need to know - with fucking hilarious letters and pix
     
  17. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    You either get fucked over by them cleaning out your bank account or by them telling you to send them money for 'fees' needed to free the money.

    I fell over laughing a week or two ago when somebody asked me for advice...

    Geezer put his computer on Ebay. Got an offer via email from a 'Brit' in Nigeria. It was a very good offer. The email had enclosed an 'escrow' certificate from Bank of America. The geezer sent the computer to Nigeria. Three months on, he's wondering why he hasn't got the money. He's also heard dozens of stories about the guy falling off his bike on the way to the bank or about being attacked by monkeys. He's also had requests from 'Bank of America' to send them money to expedite the process. I really did fall over laughing.

    I then wrote an article, published, about how not to be an idiot in the net.
     
  18. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    any ladies want to meet up for some no strings fun??? im 23, male, south east London.... hahah..... <-- this is a serious request! LETS HAVE FUN!! on this great sunny day! hahahaha.
     
  19. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Im sayin!!!! :boobies::boobies::boobies:
     
  20. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i wana put my banana hammock in a jar of hot sauce