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  1. S.Conspiracy

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    I can't fucking believe this is an actual advert it's just a list of side effects

     
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  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Yes sir, this thread sure do suck.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haaaaaaaaa ivan fk yeah bodo!!
    [MENTION=97470]S.Conspiracy[/MENTION] is this something youve tried or will or know someone that does that?

    i feel like something is wrong with the world. something is crooked. i am unsettled, it it it, its like i left my phone on the table unlocked and im washing my dick in the sink cos its full of someone elses period blood
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Good thing you distinguished between your and someone eles's menstruated cycle blood.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hot damn ivans youre on fire tonight and the place is looking steamy!!
     
  6. IV4

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    Woo doggy!
     
  7. S.Conspiracy

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    nah i just saw the ad a while ago when i was in the united states of a

    then found said ad on youtube

    then was slated mercilessly by [MENTION=65744]IV4[/MENTION] for posting it

    the circle of life
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I just gave a good ol' fashion wallfe answer. In all reality you are right. I live this shitty reality you guys call Murica. I need to make jokes to survive.
    This commercial is what happens when a nation(oligarch) capitalizes on healthcare. Commercials advertising the drugs you want and a pill to fix every thing. Side effects include, hypocondria, bankruptcy, drug addiction, and cognitive dissonance.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAEAEHAHEHAEHAEHAE

    well yes granted cognitive dissonance is bad. almost as bad as being broke.

    BUT FUCK ALL THAT, FIGHTING MENTAL ILLNESS OR ALCOHOLISM IS FOR VAGINAS

    IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO GET ADDICTED TO HERON AND THEN JUMP SHIP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

    HARGLE!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh and did anyone elton john this thread yet? THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-FEEEEEEE
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    To grow a beard?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im unable to grow a beard, i can barely grow sideburns. i once showed up at work with a hitler moustache full of giggles and valium(or chaplin, which ever your robert downey prefers) and im so blond that nobody noticed. gods that makes me want a bacon sausage hp sauce butty, yes it does.
     
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