Caught My GF With My Dad!!!

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  1. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.
    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of said GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and about 10minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask me how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more!!!!

    :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    So should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way???

    :grrrrr:

    Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
     
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2009
  2. DannyP...7

    DannyP...7 *Jung.Ill.Ist*

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    I say u BANG ur mom and get him back!! :not_worth
     
  3. Hightech

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    that was exciting to read coz i kinda thought u were telling the truth until the picture

    lols
     
  4. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    Suicide is the only option
     
  5. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I checked the picture before I read through kind of ruined it for me
     
  6. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Hahaha, good work.

    I did think you saying "with his meat in my GF" was a weird way to talk about something that would be such a big deal.
     
  8. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    By reading this line I immediately knew this was some bullshit joke.
     
  10. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    that was funny.

    until the picture i thought you were a complete maniac for telling us this.
     
  11. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    He is a maniac. A maverick renegade. A loose cannon.
     
  12. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i knew what he was on about all the time, cuz i always assume that GF means "George Foreman"

    haha good 1 tho!
     
  13. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I think you should bring GF back from the kerb and stuff your pork in it one last time. Give GF some pity meat then pull the plug.
     
  14. DJrsa

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    haahah ledge, loving this joke.
     
  15. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    how much you want for your gf slick?

    ill give you 3 crowns and a bottle of bourbon
     
  16. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    that was class mate, lol
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    take his bird hostage
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    george foreman was your missus? damn
     
  19. Bruv_T

    Bruv_T I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    lol
     
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