Catsel

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  1. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    "This member limits who may view their full profile." - what does this mean?
     
  2. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    you're defo gay for castel
     
  3. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I heard he has a slot @ Rocks´ conspiracy radio station.
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    its a conspiracy
     
  5. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Means you're not on his christmas card list anymore, Dirk.

    He needs space and time to think things through. You have drifted apart. It's not the same anymore. He's shut you down. Blocked. Rejected. Dumped. As far as he's corncerned there is no him and you. Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening. NO SOUP FOR YOU. It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.
     
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  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah but you would cry to if it happened to you
     
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  7. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    You're darn tootin i would.
     
  8. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Aka

    Castel
    Catsel
    Castle

    Somebodies either pregnant or behind bars..
     
  10. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Seasonal Dagz

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  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Wait. Liz's name is Dirk???
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    he isn't what actually pretends to really seems in the actual real world on earth. I done did a n anagram and found his true identity. he is dirk lazarus, a surgeon from cape town. he does not have that hair. he hdoes not samba. he does not pass go and collect £200.

    https://twitter.com/surgeonlazarus

    He doesn't even really murder metal housecore. No wonder caetsl makes his shit unvisible to him. it's all a ruse. if my name isn't chet, gadzoinks,be damned right and buggered, holy shit and amen.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ok first of all maloney vs sirus was entertaining for a second there but generally, we both know what would happen if you took that a mere two or three posts further, you are both aspects of yog-sothog and as amusing as it would be for the great tenebrae and the messengers from the lesser cults this specific part of the universe that came into existence from the big bang (you see, as we all know, before the big bang, it was compact, but after it, the universe not only opened up, it expands, all the time, hence redshift for example, but heres what most people dont realize and its the simple matter of that that that its not in one continuous line, it is fragmented, which is why we have a multiverse. its very simple when you think about it) and the result would be far beyond divide by zero. sirus vs jum jumz would cause the concept of maco cosmos and a high energy dimension with what little of it all we can discern with our pathetic wetware, the hologram at the edge of reality would br nothinh motr yhsm0s you would be sigur ros. did you know sigur ros sings in an artificial language? thats for your little trifle threre, oh and you do know what the number 9000 entails. so proceed at your own risk, i wont be held accountable. what does this thread do anyway. andrew is well shit, isnt he.

    AW HELL NAW, ITS ABOUT MICHAEL

    MICHAEL COME BACK, OK BADDY? rocks just gets angry when its about fes, because lets face it, its really touched alll of us in a veru bad way. but its really nothing you done wrong and i dont see why you should deprive us of your company, you are being cruel ok, see posts abobe?
     
  15. jmzmaloney

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    No no no, he's Dirk Lazarou

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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    My real name is José Martins de Visconde Aragaia João Macalé de Oliveira Ferreira dos Santos Anjos da Encarnação. Or Joe to shorten it.

    I do not samba, but I do macarenas while drinking caipirinhas in the sunny beaches of Fortaleza. All of this while having a couple of big butt women besides me, full of sexually transmitted diseases but I really don't care.

    Now, woth that said. Where is Castel? Catsel? Cartel? .... Karltel?

    OMG

    Catsel is Karl's alter ego!
     
  18. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Castel and all that Jazz

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Dirk. Would you like to buy some pegs?
     
  20. jmzmaloney

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    Be proud Dirk. It means you've truly entered the realms of Waffle when you've got your own Borf, Catsel, Ivan (Russian Name), Cat Gas etc. Like an initiation rite, its clicked into start the next part, we've all automatically had to buy tickets to Brazil this morning for your massive bumming, bummed into the gang. At least we'll get a tan this time boys. LADS ON TOUR! LADS ON TOUR!