Cats or Dogs?

Cats or Dogs

  • Cats

    Votes: 15 51.7%
  • Dogs

    Votes: 14 48.3%

  • Total voters
    29

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word....i have had my dog for bout 7 yrs now..got a kitten last month the thing wont stop jumpin bout like a ninja..it jokes :D
our cat was a proper ninja when it was little, i made a loud noise once by accident and it jumped about 5ft in the air then ran up the curtains! i thought it was on something :p
 

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our cat was a proper ninja when it was little, i made a loud noise once by accident and it jumped about 5ft in the air then ran up the curtains! i thought it was on something :p
lol... he keeps doing back flips and jumpin across the room when the dog cums near him. priceless...
 

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cats are the best till they get to about 2 years old, then all they do is sleep and eat
 

ScottyEightSix

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Dog's my mum own's 5 cats the only time they bother with you after the age of 1 or 2 like dan said is when they want feeding... A dog is loyal, and friendly, cats are stuck up and dont bother with you unless its on their terms
 

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cats are wonderful, in a very human way.
dogs instinctively will create a relationship with a human, and will continue the faith to their master, even if he treats them badly. That will just translate in their social behaviour, ie beaten up dogs have aggressive behaviour, whilst spoiled dogs will bark at anyone close to them.
Cats on the other hand, do not have masters, just feeders/landlords initially, and friends in the long term. They will bond with humans too, but only after they have spent time with them, and reached to a conclusion that this person is trustworthy for me to lay on my back and let him rub my belly. But at the same time, cats are vindictive, if you cross them, they'll hold it on you, and their trust can be broken. If a cat is beaten up, it wont make it aggressive towards other cats or humans, it'll just run away.
Imo, cats are much closer to a human friend than a dog. Dog owners need to be pack leaders, alpha male, otherwise the dog will assume that position, and then your relationship is screwed. With a cat you can just be your self, and if you're good with making friends, you'll get along just great with a cat.
If you're bossy and self centred, then get a dog, who will be stupidly loyal to you.
imo etc... cats rule!
 

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cats are wonderful, in a very human way.
dogs instinctively will create a relationship with a human, and will continue the faith to their master, even if he treats them badly. That will just translate in their social behaviour, ie beaten up dogs have aggressive behaviour, whilst spoiled dogs will bark at anyone close to them.
Cats on the other hand, do not have masters, just feeders/landlords initially, and friends in the long term. They will bond with humans too, but only after they have spent time with them, and reached to a conclusion that this person is trustworthy for me to lay on my back and let him rub my belly. But at the same time, cats are vindictive, if you cross them, they'll hold it on you, and their trust can be broken. If a cat is beaten up, it wont make it aggressive towards other cats or humans, it'll just run away.
Imo, cats are much closer to a human friend than a dog. Dog owners need to be pack leaders, otherwise they run amok. With a cat you can just be your self, and if you're good with making friends, you'll get along just great with a cat.
If you're bossy and self centred, then get a dog, who will be stupidly loyal to you.
imo etc... cats rule!
but.,,., but... dogs chase their tails!
 

ScottyEightSix

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cats are wonderful, in a very human way.
dogs instinctively will create a relationship with a human, and will continue the faith to their master, even if he treats them badly. That will just translate in their social behaviour, ie beaten up dogs have aggressive behaviour, whilst spoiled dogs will bark at anyone close to them.
Cats on the other hand, do not have masters, just feeders/landlords initially, and friends in the long term. They will bond with humans too, but only after they have spent time with them, and reached to a conclusion that this person is trustworthy for me to lay on my back and let him rub my belly. But at the same time, cats are vindictive, if you cross them, they'll hold it on you, and their trust can be broken. If a cat is beaten up, it wont make it aggressive towards other cats or humans, it'll just run away.
Imo, cats are much closer to a human friend than a dog. Dog owners need to be pack leaders, alpha male, otherwise the dog will assume that position, and then your relationship is screwed. With a cat you can just be your self, and if you're good with making friends, you'll get along just great with a cat.
If you're bossy and self centred, then get a dog, who will be stupidly loyal to you.
imo etc... cats rule!

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Dogs man!
I fucking hate cats, smug looking little cunts!
You would be looking pretty smug as well if your daily routine consisted of:
  • Sleep
  • Eat
  • Sleep
  • Lick Balls
  • Lick Balls
  • Eat
  • Sleep
  • Go shag the tabby from no. 7
  • Sleep
  • Get wasted on catnip
  • Lick Balls
  • Sleep
 
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