Can't wait for Kate to Dilate.

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    look at dem whores. espeshs the granny one.

    lol if the baby is redickulasleee ugly.

    bent head n shit.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    They'll pull the ol' switcharoo for a black one then assassinate Kate.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol:

    harsh but classic
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Well the royal minge has officially started to dilate. Rumours are she may be up to two fingers dilated but reporters have yet to confirm this..
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    I don;'t care about a royal wedding.

    I don't care about a royal baby

    I don't care about a royal visit to wherever the fuck.

    I don't paticulary care for royal blue if I'm honest. More of a Breton Blue man myself. Painted 3 walls in my last house that colour, but painted the wall with the fireplace in a Dusted Cappuccino. Worked well. It felt warm yet spacious
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    I'll lol when it comes out beige and not a ginger hair in sight

    "I wanted one of them braaaaaaaan babies"
     
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23402904

    £5,000 a night her wing costs. Are you fucking serious? It's not her money, it's ours. Why does she get that when everyone else has to get what they're given.

    I don't understand why this is actually allowed to happen? Why does nobody of importance (ie in governemnt) say something about this? Like where does it stop? How much is this child going to costs us by the time it's 18 and get's a job. Oh wait, we'll be paying for it until it dies. Absolute bollocks. Get rid of the royals. They're fucking irrelevant. Or just pay for whoever is on the throne. The rest should have to get normal fucking jobs.
     
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    Wait. Was Kate ever pregnant? I mean, it's like I've been away from this planet for at least the last 9 months. It seems it was yesterday that they got married.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Your future King is 8lbs 6oz.
    I don't understand the point of Royal Families either. Mostly because I am an American. Anyone care to explain why the royal family is so important to the U.K.
     
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    tradition...much like countries such as spain which still have a king
     
  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    money
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    We have a royal family here in Brazil too. Nobody gives a fuck about them, anyways.
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    thats because your to busy killing each other with machetes
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Machetes? I've never heard of such technology!
     
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    Sun's out, son's out...
     
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    grubbers bag of smashed

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    All hail the royal ham wallet.