Cannabis now worse than the Nazis

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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  2. SWOOF

    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

    LOL FUNNY SHIT
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there will always be more cannabis than nazis so i dont think its dangerous
     
  4. safety

    safety double safety

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    see why they call you logikz now
     
  5. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I've smoked Nazi before, didn't think it was that strong tbh.
     
  6. jay walker

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    ''Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:

    1. (-) Cannabis
    2. (2) Tobacco
    3. (4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
    = 5. (1) Richard and Judy
    = 5. (3) The Nazis
    6. (-) Heathrow Airport
    7. (5) Prince Phillip
    8. (7) Joseph Stalin
    9. (-) Noel Edmonds
    10. (10) The Devil and all his minions

    (Previous position in brackets)''

    what a fookin quote! :D
     
  7. beach!

    beach! The Unclean - Pro Leecher

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    She makes you get into debt!... She is a tad better than that injury lawyers crap...

    Totally agree... The programme is pants... Richard really loves himself... Prick... Needs a...

    Jay... You are watching way too much tv!...
     
  8. beach!

    beach! The Unclean - Pro Leecher

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    I thought they werent gonna allow him on tv again after that dude got killed?...

    It seems that if you have a funny beard and jumper and a "hit" show, could you be allowed for past indiscretions...

    [ Pardon da pun... ]
     
  9. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    That was Barrymore, not Edmonds. Apparantly he didn't flush away his floater......
     
  10. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  12. Jakue08

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    a girl who i sit next to in history, her uncle is noel edmonds, she said today she went on a helicopter ride to devon in it yesterday

    pretty awesome init
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    who gives a fuck mate??
     
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    Article from Dailymash.com

    PARENTS MUST ALLOW CHILDREN SEX EDUCATION ONCE THEY’RE ALREADY HAVING SEX
    05-11-09
    PARENTS' rights to withdraw their children from sex education will stop once the youngsters are already experienced in Dutch steamboating and the reverse clambake, the Government said last night.



    YOU, want to teach ME, about sexHowever, sex education classes in faith schools will have to reflect religious teachings, with Catholic lessons comprising of a huge diagram of a vagina entitled 'The Devil’s Sin Cavern'.

    Other religious schools are expected to just scream threats of damnation into pupil’s faces for three terms.

    Education minister Ed Balls said "We must respect a parent’s right to have their child wander through a school dripping with teenage hormones in a state of absolute ignorance.

    "However, by the opt-out age of 15 most are already doing the kind of stuff that would make a 40-year-old Bangkok hooker throw up."

    Pupils entering sex education after the opt-out age will be taught a fast-track syllabus to help them catch up with their peers, including field trips to Amsterdam and an intensive course on four man drytagging.

    Teacher Tom Logan said "Sex education is always difficult, but I’ve managed to prepare an interactive 'bingo' lesson plan where pupils tick off each act of depravity they’ve already indulged in behind the local MFI.

    "The first pupil to get a full house, which I recently learned from a year 10 pupil is also an act involving eight yards of duct tape and a live swan, is allowed to go home for the day, which I'm told is another act involving a pair of giant marrows and an industrial tub of sex jelly.”

    Holly Turnbull, a year 11 skank from Pinner, said “Sex education in school is rubbish as it doesn’t cover important questions like how many dates do you have to go on before it's OK to do that thing that everyone says is so not painful and really much better than you even think it's going to be; one or two.

    "Or the correct way to give somebody a rusty Frenchman.”



    lmao this websites well funny, cheers for sharing
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Apparently Slow & Joey are selling Nazi @ £15 a gram to mugs.

    Get on it.
     
  16. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    How old and is she fit?