CALLING ALL WAFFLERS! - HELP NEEDED

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by richie_stix, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Right, one of the funniest things i have ever seen on the net got brought to my attention in waffle...

    it was a post on a bodybuilding forum about how some guy wouldnt use any toilet but his own, and proceeded to shit and piss in a girls shower?

    twas accompanied by ms paint pics he had done of himself on the toilet crying and shit.


    soooo.... i cant find this for the life of me, and i will give the golden waffle to whoever finds it for me!

    thanks in advance (y)
     
  2. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    I remember this, ask Dan M, think hes the one who posted it. Or look through his started threads.
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    thats a good start...
     
  4. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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  5. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    That is pure and unadulterated win
     
  7. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for bringin this up ive not seen it before after reading it all i couldnt stop laffin, I think his ms paint drawings and the way he explains it makes it what it is.

    I have a great story simlar to that but u guys wouldnt believe me if i told u anyway lol
     
  8. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    ur such a tease dagz
     
  9. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    *Sits down and grabs popcorn*
     
  10. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    youve pretty much got to tell us now
     
  11. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    hahaha that was such an hilarious read xD i couldnt stop laughing the second time round.

    big ups rich for bringing this back to my memories :)
     
  12. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    I'm am honored to receive such a commendable award :not_worth
     
  13. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Ok i cant really explain it as good as my mate but here it is, whether you believe me or not is up to you.

    So my best friend D is of a different ethnic group, He's black for those woundering everyone else is white in the story ( that comes into it abit later ). So this one night he decides to go out with his girlfriend, and her friend. They all end up havin lots of drinks and D cant handle his drinks at all as he's more of a smoker, Anyway they are all very drunk and decide to go back to D's girlfriends mates house. (The girls house they are goin round btw she lives with her single mum) so they are round this girls house and all decide its time for bed, so they all pass out and go sleep.

    Moments after that D wakes up in a really bad state with real bad stomache ache needin the toilet. D panics cus he's at a strange house and do to the amount of alcohol he's had he dont know what he's doin anyway. So he goes to the bathroom for a number 2, pulls his trousers down squats on the seat and does a number 2. He then leaves the bathroom to go back bed but as he dont no whats goin on he goes into the nearest bedroom which just happens to be the single mum's room and gets into bed with her. Thinkin it's his girlfriend he cuddles up to her, then all of a sudden everyone in the house is woken by screamin, the single mum has woke to find black D in bed with her tryin to cuddle her !

    By this time everyone is awake and tryin to calm down the single mum as she is in a state of shock so she goes to the bathroom to have a minute alone after her scare, D is still tryin to work out what's goin on and where he is when suddenly another scream but louder comes from the bathroom. Everyone rushes to see whats happend when the single mum shouts

    " Who the hell has took a shit in my bath "

    So not only did he get in bed with his girlfirends, mates, mum, he took a shit in her bath to ! You couldnt make that up if you tryed lol They are all friends now, it was a happy ending but get this D didnt get the shit out the bath he just got a taxi home so the single mum had to get it out, It wasnt her night, that night i tell you
     
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  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    that forum is like the ultimate waffle forum in the world, this is like the 70th time its come up and it doesnt surprise me...theres everything from porn to music on there...and ms paint shit in shower threads just tells me its a hidden gem..
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Haha yes thankyou lads (y)
     
  17. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    Hahaha i remember this! Incredible
     
  18. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Fucking lol at "My trustee pee bottle."!!!!!!!!!!!

    I mean fucking lol at the whole thing. but really? "None of this would have happened if I only had my trusty pee bottle." ? :D
     
  19. Subjekt Music

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    Pure win
     
  20. Dagz

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    Thanx, I thought the same when i found out about it lol