I Am Not The King
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totally but what errr... what are they doing? acutally. cos i cant tell. its a butt gym? for butt girls. and you have to wear butt pants to work out there. starting to sound good, and boy oh boy did i get the hoes last night, had two of them fighting for it, and i tried to instigate a threesome but had to cancel just in time to get the good one to come back to mine and take off her pants. woke up feeling like my kidney had turned into shoes. hard, pointy shoes, couldnt get comfortable no matter how i tried. so it was go-time for beans. i said buckle up spanky. and then she was made to leave. such is the life for a young girl, all eager and insatiable in the august night and a long cold walk lies ahead. TIGER WOODS BABY

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