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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?


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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
 

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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

Alternative to what?? and why the fuck am i rushing??
 

ScottyEightSix

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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I thought to myself...

I'm going to beat that stupid little bitch for texting me nonsense whilst I'm at work! I thought she had learnt her lesson after last time!
 

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#8
I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,derpherpherpherpderpderpderphurrdurrherpherpderp.
duuurrrherpdurpderpherphuurrdurrherp'

As I eargeDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP
 

logikz

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#9
hardly brool theodore. you need shame in your heart and life blood for the coming hours. in fact, were i to I Ching this thread you would come up with the hexagram of the confused dung beetle. that means your thread suck b.
 

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soooo.... u dont work at the carphone warehouse then?

shame, we all work there and get offered anal from our daughters
plus they have a great employee benefit program and give you the tools you need to be your own boss!
 

logikz

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nonsense, i am offered anal from plenty of people. none of them happen to be daughters, curiously. i might do a notice, real physical paper notice, no spam e-mail, just right there, bam, right in the hand. no anal, it is banned in many religions. obviously not during service.
 
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nonsense, i am offered anal from plenty of people. none of them happen to be daughters, curiously. i might do a notice, real physical paper notice, no spam e-mail, just right there, bam, right in the hand. no anal, it is banned in many religions. obviously not during service.
none of the people offering are womens?

Logikz a homo.

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logikz

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none of the people offering are womens?

Logikz a homo.

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im always very popular with the most important hip special crowd, therefore, offer me anal. doesnt mean im gay. also its only the taker whats gay pride, everyone knows that. you fell into my intellectual trap, hello sailor.
 
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