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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Teddy, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
    Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

    What the hell does 'ternative' mean?


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  2. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
    Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

    What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
  3. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    old joke is old. iv'e seen that a hundredtwenty5two6million times on here mang...
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    yeah i like whales too maine
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
    Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

    Alternative to what?? and why the fuck am i rushing??
     
  6. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    ahhhh nostalgia
     
  7. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
    Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I thought to myself...

    I'm going to beat that stupid little bitch for texting me nonsense whilst I'm at work! I thought she had learnt her lesson after last time!
     
  8. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,derpherpherpherpderpderpderphurrdurrherpherpderp.
    duuurrrherpdurpderpherphuurrdurrherp'

    As I eargeDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hardly brool theodore. you need shame in your heart and life blood for the coming hours. in fact, were i to I Ching this thread you would come up with the hexagram of the confused dung beetle. that means your thread suck b.
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    soooo.... u dont work at the carphone warehouse then?

    shame, we all work there and get offered anal from our daughters
    plus they have a great employee benefit program and give you the tools you need to be your own boss!
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense, i am offered anal from plenty of people. none of them happen to be daughters, curiously. i might do a notice, real physical paper notice, no spam e-mail, just right there, bam, right in the hand. no anal, it is banned in many religions. obviously not during service.
     
  12. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    how dare u use the word "nonsense"
    have you even read ur posts?
     
  13. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    none of the people offering are womens?

    Logikz a homo.

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  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    OP is a ternative homosexual.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im always very popular with the most important hip special crowd, therefore, offer me anal. doesnt mean im gay. also its only the taker whats gay pride, everyone knows that. you fell into my intellectual trap, hello sailor.