[BROOL] Dude looks like a lady..

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by DeeGun, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I´m really fed up with one of my mates who acts so childish or girlish I´d just like to glue my hand to my head for eternal facepalm business.

    He wrote me a message on facebook asking what I was up to. Wanted to reply later and just forgot it. Then a couple of days later he messaged something like..ay yeah, that much are you up to..

    I was like..wanted to say, sorry..just forgot..but instead I gave a crap..which resulted in him delivering another message along these lines..

    Always bear in mind that this guy doesn´t answer sms in a week if at all. Pretends to be busy n all that..didn´t care tho.

    Then he wrote a sms if his facebook messages don´t arrive - an hour later he messaged..oh well, then not! - I didn´t notice all that because my phone was quiet and in another room. I was thankful he granted me an hour to eventually answer back. :rolleyes:

    Today he asked me again if I didn´t get his messages..and I said, well..unfortunately forgot the first one, but didn´t bother about the others because they were plain annoying, he should stop crying that much..himself doesn´t answer shit.

    He was like..if you don´t want me to message you..just tell me.

    WTF!!!?? Just stop crying I said. And what did he reply? Well then I won´t message you again.

    Ark..You´re a girl, man up fucks sake. WTF is wrong with men nowadays? Not only, that they have to ask their gfs if they may leave the house..they also adopt their idiocracy and grow tits. Rant over.

    If you expected what it says on thin, there you go

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  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    nsfw ... blatently jail bait picture .. shes about 11 .. and all provocative and offering, finger on her lip like you could trip over and ure cock go dowsn her throat .. thats disgusting .. nsfw you twat ...




























































    ( where did you find that picture .. *unzips flys reaches for lube * )
     
  3. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    thats a dude :D
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    which leads me to my next question ... if ure in thailand .. and you are at a bar .. and theres a glory hole in the bar and you put ure cock thru it .. hand over a couple coins , get a large whiskey, a kiss on the cheek, and then under the bar you get the best head of ure life .. i mean .. its good ure knees are weak . ure brains rushing with pleasure and ure all cross eyed .. then the lady boy stands up .. its almost female .. almost ... but its bloke ... does it matter ? i mean .. you just got head off a geezer .. the best head of ure life .. does it matter ... if yes ... why ??
     
  6. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Doesn´t matter imo. Its okay in Thailand and its not gay :D
     
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    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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  8. greddie

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    if u get noshed by a bloke, no matter where u are in the world, u still had ur piece in a blokes mouth and where i come from thats gay
     
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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    its only gay if u kiss with tongues
     
  10. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    In fairness if she's gone to all that effort it'd be rude to consider her a bloke for the purposes of fucking and/or receiving head imo.




    Greddie would a heterosexual rather fuck the guy in Deegun's post or this woman?

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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    neither a hetrosexual would run for the hills from that scary manwoman beast.....grim
     
  12. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Lies :slick:
     
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    ok, yeah ya got me, id rather fuck that chamois leather looking beast
     
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    yeah right, you are going to suck that cock. you will like it. you won´t tell anybody. thats what you are going to do.
     
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    But you live in Brighton, right? :teeth:
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Pretty sure I had a seizure reading this thread.