Brokeback Beach

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by BeyondTherapy, Jun 30, 2009.

  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    From Mike Partlow to ***********@*********.org

    Hey,

    I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?

    Mike

    From chris ******** to Me

    i am male. what time did you want to leave?
    -chris

    From Mike Partlow to chris *********

    Chris,

    I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat. Sorry, but I don't want to give you a ride. Two dudes in a car, going to Rehoboth, it just seems a little gay. Better luck next time.

    Mike

    From chris ******** to Me

    wtf how is that gay? i just want a ride!

    From Mike Partlow to chris *********

    Well normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but first off, you own a cat, and you are a dude. That is a huge red flag right there. Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach. Second, you want to go to Rehomo Beach. I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag.

    From chris ******** to Me

    stfu dude why are you being a prick! im not fucking gay i just cant get a fucking ride to the beach! my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!

    From Mike Partlow to chris *********

    Yeah, I'm sure he does.

    I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him.
     
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  2. law_88

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    is this actually you having all these conversations with people?? if it is i bow to you sir your a genius