Brofski + Fran = Relationship Over?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I aint seen a post from Fran in over a week. Has there been a dirty divorce? Did Brofski get the forum in the court proceedings? Or has Brofski raped and murdered him and hes lying in some undergrowth getting raped by foxes waiting to get discovered by some elderly dog walker. Only time will tell but watch out for Brofski the sadistic bastard.
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    FIND OUT ON NEXT WEEKS SHOW...dum dum dummmmmmmm
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

    He'll burst back into action one day soon, and we'll make toe curling love under the stars whilst listening to some Boyz 2 Men
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    *to the end of the road...till i cant let go...its so natural, you belong to me, i belong to you??*
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Rumour has it this bitch is the home wrecker

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    Seduced fran into the forest with cans of Boddingtons

    poor brofski
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    *curls toes*
     
  7. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Fuck that Brofski when you gunna get it into your thick skull hes moved on hes found someone else. Someone who will look after all his needs not just wanna penetrate all his orifices at every moment.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Nah, we sorted that out.

    I crushed the can and sliced both her nipples off with it and then rammed them in her eyes before beating her sensless and taking a shit on her nipple-less breasts.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    I make him Fish Pie, what more could a man want??
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You know he doesnt like eating fish pie weve discussed it many a time. There was a whole thread about it. You really dont understand him I thought you were supposed to love him.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    youre a cruel and insensetive man brof
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha, I didn't think anyone would pick up the sly insult.

    BE A MAN FRAN.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You should have made an honest man of him when you had the chance too. He probably thought you were never going to ask so set sail for pastures new.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    He'll be back.

    I hope :(
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I think hes moved house if I remember rightly so you can bang him as hard as you want without him complaining about his parents hearing.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    God it looks like no one loves you Brofski, Lily told you it aint happenin, now frans hiding from you... Soon Blackhomo wont even want to know.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    homo. wner.
     
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    I left Blackhomo for Fran.

    One day I shall leave Fran for Lily.

    Blackhomo will be our pianist and Fran will be out maid.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, soundproof walls in the new place.