Brofski + Fran = Relationship Over?

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I aint seen a post from Fran in over a week. Has there been a dirty divorce? Did Brofski get the forum in the court proceedings? Or has Brofski raped and murdered him and hes lying in some undergrowth getting raped by foxes waiting to get discovered by some elderly dog walker. Only time will tell but watch out for Brofski the sadistic bastard.
 

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

He'll burst back into action one day soon, and we'll make toe curling love under the stars whilst listening to some Boyz 2 Men
 

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Fuck that Brofski when you gunna get it into your thick skull hes moved on hes found someone else. Someone who will look after all his needs not just wanna penetrate all his orifices at every moment.
 

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Rumour has it this bitch is the home wrecker




Seduced fran into the forest with cans of Boddingtons

poor brofski
Nah, we sorted that out.

I crushed the can and sliced both her nipples off with it and then rammed them in her eyes before beating her sensless and taking a shit on her nipple-less breasts.
 

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You know he doesnt like eating fish pie weve discussed it many a time. There was a whole thread about it. You really dont understand him I thought you were supposed to love him.
 

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You should have made an honest man of him when you had the chance too. He probably thought you were never going to ask so set sail for pastures new.
 

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I think hes moved house if I remember rightly so you can bang him as hard as you want without him complaining about his parents hearing.
 
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