BRING BACK ROGER!!!!!

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but lets say, for arguments sake, SRICKLY hypothetically, that we unban him for a period of 48 hours.

a) how will he know
b) why would he even care
and worst of all
c) how would we get rid of him?

this is dangerous thinking james, youre going to get us into somehthing we wont be able to get out of without serious losses, concessions, emotional trauma, endless disgust, ffs dont you remember the vid with him in the bahroom in the white liberache suit, coked out of his mind, his hair a glowing ruby red with silver highlights repeating "oh my gaaawd!" over and over again? is that something you want?? in your life??
 

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Last time he was unbanned he was posting instaneosly, 48 hours Karl, I take full responsiblility for what happens
 

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you know as well as i do there is no unbanning for 48 hours james, how can you ask this of me. ok let me think for a minute. im going to need to confer with the mod squad
 

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It has been done.
I fear this will be like the end scene of raiders of the lost ark. Where they open up the ark of the covenant.
 

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WHAT!??! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

you fucking put me in it now james, you will be held accountable for anything said or done by roger, damn your soul


andrew tell me you didnt send that you bloody turk
 

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Like I didn't send it lol...

I'm going to start a relationship with him on your fb account.

That way even if he doesn't show up here, I still get some lols.

:love:
 

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what i dont understand is why you still refer to it as "your" facebook account, i have never, not even once, logged in and tried to do stuff on there, it is not my facebook account and it never will be,its just you dicking around online, trolling facebook with a fake account that has my name on it. and thats just fine, by all means, knock yourself out, but we agreed that if someone real, from my extended family or an old friend from school or an old colleague (this is, from what i understand, the threer things people use to justify their incessant facebook abuse with, instead of phones and email, you can keep up with people you havent seen in 20 years, because you dont really care about them at all, they should rename it to "instant gossip" because thats all it is, that and the ultimate ego geek tool, also known as "the mirror, for you to look at pictures of yourself all day, every day, and only the best pictures of course, and never tag a bad one. never, in fact, remove a tag if its not a good picture of you) if that should happen that someone like that finds that account and leaves a message, you were supposed to contact me, and not offer to dildo yourself with a banana and then eat it on webcam to them, and so far you havent said anything about that, which worries me tbh. would you be hat much of a prick that you wouldnt tell me? thats the question thats been on my mind when it comes to that facebook account, a few people, like cousins and so have said that when seeing that facebook page they knew immediately that it wasnt serious, but i dont know.

now be honest andrew, i dont care about your bacefook shenanigans, but has there been anyone writing a message on the wall or leaving a PM or something (i don speak facebook dorkaneese) that i should know about. be honest
 

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Top 3 karl fb things i haven't told you

1.) I threatened to rape your mum
2.) Someone called Tomi got sent a close-up of my balls and arsehole from the back
3.) I cheesed sophie who used to post on here real hard & she got scared
 

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TOMI?!! TOMI CONTACTED ME?!?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN TOMI, THATS MY DAD what the hell andrew i cant believe you, why woudl you do something like that!!!?
 
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