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  1. Brex

    Brex The house guy

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    Pie mash and beans for brekkers. No fucking about. Up your breakfast games bitches.
     

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    2 of these & 2 codeines for me...

    High in work at 9.30am :towelie:

    WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME

    You can keep your northern asbestos & coal ridden arse sustenance xx
     
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    What pie is that, looks like some shit ham affair.

    Also where the hell is the gravy?
     
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  5. Brex

    Brex The house guy

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    Who you calling northern!?
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Well with your fail tier pie & mash i assumed it would be a north of the border affair...

    I suppose in hindsight it could be a lahhhhndaaan fing innit :)
     
  7. Brex

    Brex The house guy

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    Anything above Bristol is northern to me. I'm a south west cuntry boy.
     
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    Ah seen fairplay mate...

    No wonder it looks so shit :teeth:
     
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    Yeah but it's a shit looking pie with no gravy. Definitely not northern.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i dunno what that strawberry shit it... but everything else..

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    looks like throw up.. but i prob would eat it... like a dog
     
  11. Brex

    Brex The house guy

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    Is that a fucking croissant!? Get it the hell out of here. We'll have none of that cuntinental, namby pamby pastry bollocks in here. Where's the meat?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i don't eat meat. unless its some fine ladies chops hanging from her undercarriage.

    and how dare you speak about croissants in such a way! they are the food of the gods! i could eat them everyday.. well i do!
     
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    that does look like a mighty fine breakfast!

    I had a southern fried chicken wrap with cheese, bacon and BBQ sauce, was pretty piff but would prefer a spliff with a croissant and some strawberry jam!
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    FFS Just become old McCastle and have your farm full of special animals so you can stop bitching about meat :teeth:
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    yeahhhh im gunna chase you off my lawn so slow! you'll be able to walk away!! quite easily!! cunt!
     
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    You are no longer allowed shotgun in my hunting truck.
     
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    Look at El Cazzo. Strawberry croissant and cafe au lait.

    I guess the spliff and weed wants to prove something cool here but

    Ha

    Gay.