Breast milk.

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  1. Borf™

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    Anyone tried it recently (so they can remember the taste.)

    Was at a party on satrday, and this slag was there who'd not long had a kid and was producing milk. So she asked if anyone wanted a try, so I said why not, expecting her to squeeze it into a cup or something. She said to suck it from her tit, so obviously I did. And it actually tasted waaaaaaaaaaaay better than cow's milk.

    Anyone else with me?
     
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    Um....no.

    But thank you, I feel like I know you a whole lot better now!
     
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    i just pulled a face like cesc in your sig, you dirty bastard*
     
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    You make it sound like I'm sick lol.

    I love milk, I love tits, I was drunk. So it was a no brainer
     
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    Gotta be the funiest/dirtiest thread ever all roled into 1 lol
     
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    I like that logic, i dont like the fact you drunk her breast milk.
     
  7. Borf™

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    haha, why not?

    It was proper. Just a bit warm, but fresh.

    Tasted quite sweet.
     
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    well yeah but i like pussy and i also like cheese, dont want them together :lol:

    fair play to ya tho :D
     
  9. Borf™

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    When the fuck have pussy and cheese ever been together? lol

    That's a brand new fetish right there. Grated cheese on the kebab
     
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    Well I'm glad you had a lovely time.

    So what other wrong things have you done?? Someone who admits to that must have done a few...Go on tell meeeee!
     
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    whatever floats your boat mate :)
     
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    grated cheese on a kebab aint such a bad idea ;)

    back to orig subject, where r these parties where woman get their tits out and ask if u wanna taste, no fecker invites me to any :mad:

    anyways, as long as u was 1st in the queue i say good on ya ;)
     
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    were u the only one sucking off her tits during that crazzzzzzzzzzzyy milking party? u sure know how to have funo_O
     
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    haha actually made me laugh aloud. thanks. id try my own....
     
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    Haha, that would be telling :)

    She's a slag, she was gagging to get them ot

    I tried her left, my mate her right. Not at the same time, that woulda looked weird. He wasn't too keen on it though.
     
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    wtf, don't knock it till you tried it though i suppose!
     
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    You spoilsport, I'm disappointed!
     
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    you could have added ya man eggs and made an omellette!





    sorry
     
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    soooo funny, why not mate! if u like milk and u were battered then it must have seemed like a good idea! not sure if i fancy tasting breast milk tho! lol!
     
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    :-/ Interesting...