Breakfast

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Morning children (8:37 AM on the good side of the world)
Lets see whats on the menu, shall we?



You've got to hold the Belgian waffle like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the Waffle. Be naughty with the Waffle. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.


There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called breakfast at the waffle house. Organic cause theres no chemicals, like in the air you breathe.







Or Maybe you just want pudding...





Enjoy!

 

KEMZ

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eat that every day and you'll be 20st in no time

those jeans wont fit no more......even those fresh G Star baggies you bought for £80...forget it

you'll have to order a minibus when you usually get a cab

your pets will hate you cos you never throw them scraps anymore hoarding every morsal for yourself, even licking your big chubby fingers afterwards

your toilet will hate you for unloading 3 times more waste into it daily

your bin men will despise you for leaving an extra 4 bags on rubbish day

people in the cinema will hate you for taking up 2 spaces
people on the bus will hate for taking up 3 spaces
people in lifts will be scared to death your gonna fart and get out 8 floors below there floor just so they dont take the risk of being gassed by the waffle monster

people in the waffle house will love you though
 

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i like mixing wheeto's with all bran so i get the nice chocolatey taste from the whetto's and the fibre from the all bran which keeps less hungry for a while
 
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