Morning children (8:37 AM on the good side of the world)
Lets see whats on the menu, shall we?
You've got to hold the Belgian waffle like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the Waffle. Be naughty with the Waffle. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called breakfast at the waffle house. Organic cause theres no chemicals, like in the air you breathe.
Or Maybe you just want pudding...