Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Nov 3, 2013.
these is da gangstaz, like the rest of the di wack kru
you know those weird documentaries from fucking middle nairobi when its all sand and no shoes, ánd you have the rappers "turbo" and "power" telling you about a gang feud against the other side of the block where they like 2pac, and not, as it should be, so solid crew, and at nigth time they go over and throw empty bottles at their old and rape their women, well, looks to me the uk is not that different, you should stop wearing shoes in fking reverence, its your fault since the common wealth, think i like speaking english? think they do in vietnam?
i just watched the best movie frances ha, its so really really good. in a kind of womens lib way
this is fucking skillz producer who cant make a house beat on a 4/4 drum machine
these stay in making love to each other in snow hill, playing 1 tunes 24/7 for 3 years
D O N ' T T R Y A N Y T H I N G I ' M T H E K I N G
I remember middle school. Kids still acted like they were gangster back then. Spoke in accents they did not have and would tell you they would "pop a cap in yo ass nigga"
Then of course the black kids would walk by and they would act normal for a minute. I see their is nothing new under the sun.
SO NOW YOURE THE KING? AND WHAT, IM NOT? BECAUSE I WAS KIND OF CONVINCED I WAS THE KING AND THIS COMES AS QUITE A SHOCK.
SIKE!! FOOL, IM THE KING, NOT YOU
I'm addicted to using the phrase, been overusing it irl too, mainly to the wife and kids:
"Andrew can you take the bins out please?" - Don't try anything i'm the king.
"Daddy can we goto the park?" - Don't try anything i'm the king.
Oh geez, wow, well, I mean.. It's all good.. DUDE! Who's the real king here!? Black kidz, hip hop ..ghetto boomblasta's, trap shite brap brap bluh bluh all ganjaman let loose
HAEEAHAEHAEHAEHAEH dude i knowwww!!
its an internet that actually works irl!!!
only, like most internets i find funny, its implementation can be difficult. you have to get the tone right, its like a cheat for a game, or a skateboard trick, but once you figure out how to land it, it is soooo bosssssssss.
there is more that should work but sadly dont, i dont have a great example right now sadly, but you know, like like like most popular macros really, you want to be able to say "pwned" (legend has it goldie said that to redeyes after he chucked him down the stairs but i think thats a fabrication to make him look bad), "shit just got real", "youre the man now dog", "nigga stole my bike" and be king, and they all feel like they could work, but simply dont. hans said "epic fail" for a while, and i tried to say "full of win" a few times but its reaching, its really really reaching.
however, me and my brother successfully pulled off "dat..." one christmas which was the internet come to life and made us laugh heartily.
a big problem is that "a good laugh" is lol in dutch. if they say "that was the lol of the day" they arent actually using the internet abbreviation, its a real word.
The Dutch, lol.
Is that herojuansnauabiuab?
really, is that so, well, dnb, lol.
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