Bottle of Smoke

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by GZero, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Thanks and praises
    Thanks to Jesus
    I bet on the Bottle of Smoke
    I went to Hell
    And to the races
    To bet on the Bottle of Smoke

    The day being clear
    The sky being bright
    He came up on the left
    Like a streak of light
    Like a drunken fuck
    On a Saturday night
    Up came the Bottle of Smoke

    Twenty fucking five to one
    My gambling days are done
    I bet on a horse called the Bottle of Smoke
    And my horse won.

    Stewards inquiries
    Swift and fiery
    I had the Bottle of Smoke
    Inquisitions and suppositions
    I had the Bottle of Smoke
    Fuck the stewards
    A trip to Lourdes
    Might give the old fuckers
    The power of sight
    Screaming springers and stoppers
    And call out coppers
    But the money still gleams in my hand like a light

    Bookies cursing
    Cars reversing
    I had the Bottle of Smoke
    Glasses steaming
    Vessels bursting
    I had the Bottle of Smoke
    Slip a fifty to the wife
    And for each brat a crisp new five
    To give me a break on a Saturday night
    When I had the Bottle of Smoke

    Priests and maidens
    Drunk as pagans
    They had the Bottle of Smoke
    Sins forgiven and celebrations
    They had the Bottle of Smoke

    Fuck the Yanks
    And drink their wives
    The moon is clear
    The sky is bright
    I'm happy as the horses shite
    Up came the Bottle of Smoke
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    What's this all about then?
     
  3. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    I totally agree GZero
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Too much LSD & B-Live m8.
     
  5. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I stopped reading here, then skipped to the bottom for the Moskit summary.
     
  6. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Is there one about Frankie Dettori and how much of a massive CUNT he is?
     
  7. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Pogues you drumfunk muppetbags.
     
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  9. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    I'll fetch the brooms...
     
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    and the bells are ringin out for christmas day. thats the pogues aint it? soon b christmas
     
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    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    oh shite have i signed up to irish folk-rock forum again?
     
  12. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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